Edward Robles
depressedfuturist.bsky.social
Edward Robles
@depressedfuturist.bsky.social
Creative Director, filmmaker, concerned
The first grader aged summer campers that frolic about my neighborhood give off a decidedly different vibe ever since that WEAPONS trailer.
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Every time I’m working on the UX of an app with a team of professionals it always seems like it’s the first time anyone has ever heard of an app
June 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Pretty funny that every time the camera cuts to the Indiana Pacers crowd it’s just stalks of corn
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You know what I’m never going to do? Scan a QR code on a billboard.
May 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Honestly? Chicago pope
May 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is not even limited to Chicago-based Chicagoans.
I am unapologetically telling you right now that Chicago is going to be insufferable about this, there is still a fading cardboard John Paul II in a Michigan Ave storefront looking out at Grant Park because he spoke there *once.*
May 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chicago pope is the moment
May 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Call nationalist regressivist cardinals having “Italian beef”
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That’s a man who has spreads the good word of Vienna beef
Breaking News: Robert Francis Prevost was chosen to be the first American pope. He will be known as Pope Leo XIV. nyti.ms/3EUsnNI
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Da Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Draymond innocent
April 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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i hope the birth rates decline to zero
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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🚨 Tesla posts a $400M profit, down 71% year-over-year. Revenue is down nearly $2B compared to the same time last year. Wow.
April 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’
April 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In line for sinners nodding to strangers like the days and months after obama’s election
April 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Keep making the mistake of watching the pitt with a plate full of dinner
April 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hop in, we’re trusting Ethan Hunt one last time
April 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Both my fat cat and my German shepherd have neighborhood boyfriends
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I frew up
March 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Getting the feeling we’ll soon be able to use “one Pete Hegseth” as a measurement of time
March 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The person who punched Richard Spencer and instantly made him a meme never got caught. Just threw one punch and skipped off into immortality. I think about that a lot.
one of the most important things to learn, if you're out there doing things:

you don't get to talk about it.

you don't get to brag about it, you don't get to tell your friends, you don't get drinks bought for you in the bar off the story.

it's *always* shut the fuck up friday
March 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Every year of living in LA, the lure of Burbank ticks up by another percentage point
March 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM