Dennis Jernberg
@dennis-jernberg.bsky.social
World's Hardest Working Professional Slacker™
Author of the new novel Spanner In The Works (coming soon!)
Sometime poet and songwriter, dormant artist
#BookSky #VinylSky #retrogames
Also known as mastodon.xyz/@dennis_jernberg
Near Seattle, Cascadia
Author of the new novel Spanner In The Works (coming soon!)
Sometime poet and songwriter, dormant artist
#BookSky #VinylSky #retrogames
Also known as mastodon.xyz/@dennis_jernberg
Near Seattle, Cascadia
Pinned
At last my long awaited #introduction, modified from my Mastodon profile.
I am of course Dennis Jernberg—the one from Seattle; the Swedish guy with my name always gets there first. I'm the author of the novel Spanner In The Works, currently in its final draft, to be published next year.
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I am of course Dennis Jernberg—the one from Seattle; the Swedish guy with my name always gets there first. I'm the author of the novel Spanner In The Works, currently in its final draft, to be published next year.
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That's it for tonight. I'll do some more #amediting on #Spanner In The Works, but first to do some YouTube procrastination...
Later...
Later...
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
That's it for tonight. I'll do some more #amediting on #Spanner In The Works, but first to do some YouTube procrastination...
Later...
Later...
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This is a particularly pathetic lie. He said he didn't want to play concerts because his audience is overwhelmingly Latino and he was worried about ICE harassing concert goers.
No disrespect to Bad Bunny but he's not going to meaningfully shift the demographics of people attending the Super Bowl.
No disrespect to Bad Bunny but he's not going to meaningfully shift the demographics of people attending the Super Bowl.
September 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a particularly pathetic lie. He said he didn't want to play concerts because his audience is overwhelmingly Latino and he was worried about ICE harassing concert goers.
No disrespect to Bad Bunny but he's not going to meaningfully shift the demographics of people attending the Super Bowl.
No disrespect to Bad Bunny but he's not going to meaningfully shift the demographics of people attending the Super Bowl.
Sure enough, the snowflakes are melting, loudly, exactly as I predicted (privately, alas).
Right-Wingers Melt Down Over Bad Bunny Headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Right-Wingers Melt Down Over Bad Bunny Headlining the Super Bowl Halftime Show
Bad Bunny is playing the Super Bowl Halftime Show, and right-wingers are not happy, railing against how the Latin artist has criticized Donald Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Sure enough, the snowflakes are melting, loudly, exactly as I predicted (privately, alas).
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September 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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No better navigator through these crazy times.
September 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No better navigator through these crazy times.
By 60 you should be next level on all 3. Me:
1. Hundreds, more than enough for a novel series (which was originally going to be a webmanga, but oh well)
2. Many, unapologetically
3. A few doozies, and don't get me started
1. Hundreds, more than enough for a novel series (which was originally going to be a webmanga, but oh well)
2. Many, unapologetically
3. A few doozies, and don't get me started
By age 30, you should have at least (2) original characters, (3) pieces of media you love apologetically despite obvious flaws, and (1) kink that takes at least thirty seconds to explain
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
By 60 you should be next level on all 3. Me:
1. Hundreds, more than enough for a novel series (which was originally going to be a webmanga, but oh well)
2. Many, unapologetically
3. A few doozies, and don't get me started
1. Hundreds, more than enough for a novel series (which was originally going to be a webmanga, but oh well)
2. Many, unapologetically
3. A few doozies, and don't get me started
Okay, I have a little #Atari7800+ #retrogame update: Installed the new experimental firmware, then played paddle games Avalanche & Super Circus Atari. My old 2600 paddles were still jerky, enough I had to apply gel lube twice. No more jitter now except mine. Super Circus Atari is hard...
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Okay, I have a little #Atari7800+ #retrogame update: Installed the new experimental firmware, then played paddle games Avalanche & Super Circus Atari. My old 2600 paddles were still jerky, enough I had to apply gel lube twice. No more jitter now except mine. Super Circus Atari is hard...
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@codyjohnston.bsky.social @somemorenews.bsky.social did a great segment on toxic nostalgia a few weeks ago and you’re not going to find anything better. They’re consistently great, deep and somehow, miraculously manage to be very funny while doing this. Better than anyone at it
youtu.be/qEddowzqOQE
youtu.be/qEddowzqOQE
September 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @somemorenews.bsky.social did a great segment on toxic nostalgia a few weeks ago and you’re not going to find anything better. They’re consistently great, deep and somehow, miraculously manage to be very funny while doing this. Better than anyone at it
youtu.be/qEddowzqOQE
youtu.be/qEddowzqOQE
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today I learned that @surasshu.com has this massive blocklist for youtube channels that hock bullshit AI generated music, if you're like me and enjoy vapourwave you know it's a fuckin minefield out there so this helps TREMENDOUSLY
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
blocklist for AI music on youtube – surasshu
surasshu.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
today I learned that @surasshu.com has this massive blocklist for youtube channels that hock bullshit AI generated music, if you're like me and enjoy vapourwave you know it's a fuckin minefield out there so this helps TREMENDOUSLY
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...
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I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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OD - KNOCK Teaser Trailer - [ESRB] 4K
YouTube video by KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS
youtu.be
September 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Like every 80's movie about corporate greed...
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Like every 80's movie about corporate greed...
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Tallulah Bankhead -why did i move to Hollywood? To fuck that divine Gary Cooper.
Orson Welles- Gary Cooper just makes me feel all girlish
Orson Welles- Gary Cooper just makes me feel all girlish
September 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Tallulah Bankhead -why did i move to Hollywood? To fuck that divine Gary Cooper.
Orson Welles- Gary Cooper just makes me feel all girlish
Orson Welles- Gary Cooper just makes me feel all girlish
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I think of this graphic every day.
My semi-regular reminder of a really important reality about cities, density, services and taxes.
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
Original graphic cleaned up by @kathrynmathias.bsky.social. #CityMakingMath
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I think of this graphic every day.
Re EA, its MBS/The Jared takeover & its eventual breakup, or more specifically its competitor WB Games: My wishful thinking is that WB Discovery will firesale it off to Atari. After all, didn't WB Games used to be Atari (Games)? It's the other half of Atari. Come on, Atari, you know what to do.
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Re EA, its MBS/The Jared takeover & its eventual breakup, or more specifically its competitor WB Games: My wishful thinking is that WB Discovery will firesale it off to Atari. After all, didn't WB Games used to be Atari (Games)? It's the other half of Atari. Come on, Atari, you know what to do.
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I love how errbody black wants Bad Bunny to do his entire halftime show in Spanish. 💯
September 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I love how errbody black wants Bad Bunny to do his entire halftime show in Spanish. 💯
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Same as it ever was.
September 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Same as it ever was.
#Spanner #amediting update re Saudi comedy fest: I already had it as a running gag in Rock City Blues that Sia (my MC) used to date Pete Davidson. Now she's officially breaking up w/him in her VTuber persona: "Pete Davidson, you're dead to me! Take your funny bonesaw and get the fck away from me!"
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
#Spanner #amediting update re Saudi comedy fest: I already had it as a running gag in Rock City Blues that Sia (my MC) used to date Pete Davidson. Now she's officially breaking up w/him in her VTuber persona: "Pete Davidson, you're dead to me! Take your funny bonesaw and get the fck away from me!"
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Never seen her stand still before 💅🏾
The Queen Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Lives On: Tina Turner Statue Unveiled In Tennessee Hometown — Black Enterprise
The statue's unveiling was part of the city's Tina Turner Heritage Days, which celebrates the early life of the singer, before she left the city as a teenager to pursue her dreams as a recording artis...
apple.news
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Never seen her stand still before 💅🏾
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Even the least rich of these people could buy a lovely place in a mid-sized city and live comfortably for the rest of their lives, but instead they're helping whitewash a regime that executes women who've been raped as adulterers so they can add another million to their heap.
September 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Even the least rich of these people could buy a lovely place in a mid-sized city and live comfortably for the rest of their lives, but instead they're helping whitewash a regime that executes women who've been raped as adulterers so they can add another million to their heap.
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All these rich, successful comedians taking Saudi blood money so they can buy another summer house or have their purebred dogs cloned a thousand times are such repulsive sellout losers.
September 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
All these rich, successful comedians taking Saudi blood money so they can buy another summer house or have their purebred dogs cloned a thousand times are such repulsive sellout losers.
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"We are asking the Department of War to deploy to our cities" should be a statement that ends any Governor's political career.
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry: "Tonight, we're sending the Department of War a request to send the National Guard, asking them to deploy the National Guard here in Louisiana into our cities like New Orleans and Baton Rogue and others."
September 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"We are asking the Department of War to deploy to our cities" should be a statement that ends any Governor's political career.
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Right on the prediction.
Right about the reaction.
Right about the reaction.
September 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Right on the prediction.
Right about the reaction.
Right about the reaction.
Because Biden's always to blame, right? Also, Dear Leader's invading Portland to "cleanse" it of those evil commie "wokes" it's famous for.
Donald Trump’s decision to invade Portland on the basis of video from five years ago raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.
September 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Because Biden's always to blame, right? Also, Dear Leader's invading Portland to "cleanse" it of those evil commie "wokes" it's famous for.
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The trend I have noticed, particularly emblematic in Klein’s recent output, is that it’s never a “what” that people are willing to sacrifice in order to win hypothetical elections, it’s always a “who,” and it’s never themselves.
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The trend I have noticed, particularly emblematic in Klein’s recent output, is that it’s never a “what” that people are willing to sacrifice in order to win hypothetical elections, it’s always a “who,” and it’s never themselves.