Jon Kerning
denarski.bsky.social
Jon Kerning
@denarski.bsky.social
He/il
Just turned 30. I think we judged the society in Logan's Run too harshly. They might have been on to something.
October 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Secretary of WAR, Pete Hegseth, announces The Marines' Hymn to be replaced with ENTRANCE OF THE GLADIATORS to "better reflect the LETHALITY of our Warfighters".
September 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
All of them.
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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guy who calls the number of drinks he's had his storm count
July 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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We could commission an actual nonbinary person to write a 1,000-word column about what it means to be nonbinary. But instead, we'll publish 1,000 words about fuck all by our in-house bigot.
May 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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pile shuffling my tarot deck because I'm sick of all the negative readings
posted a video demonstrating why pile shuffling is bad and the comments are FILLED with people explaining their reasoning for pile shuffling (which all breaks down into "i like that i cheat on accident" lmao)
May 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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THIS IS WHAT THE NATALISTS WANT
April 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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I made a website. It's called "one million chessboards." It has a million chessboards on it.

moving a piece moves it for everyone, instantly. No turns. You can move between boards.

that's it. Have fun!

onemillionchessboards.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]
Yamamoto’s command is so good tonight. That sinker just now was filthy.
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It is simply a real mistake to let the evil heartless people in the world cause you to become more evil and heartless
April 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Bene Gesserit voice: “no worries if not”
March 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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My most basic trait is I convert food into energy
March 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don't understand why New York doesn't just ignore the feds and keep congestion pricing. Stop complying with this bullshit.
Alina Habba: "New York used to be one of the greatest cities in the country. And we will make it that way again. We will make it safe and we will allow tourism, we will allow people to drive to work, not have to take unsafe subways."
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, gif form:
February 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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We got there! Together, we raised over $564,000 for
@translifeline.bsky.social. 🏳️‍⚧️

Trans rights are human rights and all are deserving of equality and love.

To everyone who was a part of this, from myself,
@goberthicks.bsky.social, and all of us here at Tolarian Community College: THANK YOU. 💙💜🤍
February 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Don't know why, but this sure has been on my mind recently.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krupp_t...
Krupp trial - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Thank you Tesla engineers for protecting me from Tesla programmers!
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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" karens " are rather shit

- @ DRIL
Take care of each other . Thank you
February 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Two massive unions have sued the Treasury Department for granting Musk's “Department of Government Efficiency” access to federal government payment systems.

SEIU and AFGE, with nearly 3 million combined members, are fighting DOGE's illegal activity.

www.huffpost.com/entry/unions...
Unions Sue Treasury Department Over Giving Musk's 'DOGE' Access To Payment System
Giving Elon Musk's team access to Treasury's payment systems amounts to a "massive and unprecedented" privacy intrusion, the complaint states.
www.huffpost.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Please stop giving Elon Musk credit for inadvertently kneecapping the CIA by shutting down USAID, he's a moron who doesn't even know about that side of things and is entirely motivated by his hatred of wokeness and bitterness over apartheid ending. You absolutely do not have to hand it to him folks.
February 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM