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Kiefer Pseudonym
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Anarcho-Centrist
My insurance company just got really into Wet Leg
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Italian Elon Musk(verified)
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s good that Trump is building the Memory Care Ballroom where it’s always 1984 and he has a real shot at Linda Ronstadt
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Hobbies Are Too Expensive !
Doritos are $6.30 a bag now which is more than the preroll I smoke to enjoy those Doritos
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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I think President Trump is brave to shut down the government instead of releasing the Epstein files
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bobby Hill fucks, I’m so happy for him
August 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Here's a version that was archived.

archive.org/details/60-m...
August 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“God save the Queen!”

yeah! hell yeah!

“The fascist regime!”

now wait just one minute mister
The guy behind Punk In The Park shared a statement after bands like Dropkick Murphys said they’ll never play it again due to his support of Donald Trump.

“We don’t have to see eye to eye on everything to come together and enjoy what unites us, great music, good times, and mutual respect,” he says.
Punk In The Park Owner Explains Trump Support After Bands Protest
Punk In The Park, a multi-city music festival, has been facing backlash after owner Cameron Collins was called out for donating money to Trump’s 2024 campaign. Bands are dropping off the lineup, and l...
www.stereogum.com
July 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Very interesting

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dick shoes
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July 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Becoming a huge Mets fan #lgm
June 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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me: hey medieval peasant. i'm from the future
peasant: oh art thou here to try to kille me with doritos
me: no i just wanted to say you were right all along about hot buttered bread. it fuckin rocks
peasant: it DOTH rock
me: it DOTH
peasant: tis the GOATE
August 14, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
No fucking way
April 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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April Fools day …… or as I call it Amateur Night….,
April 1, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Att thee jouste, watcheing with mine wyfe, thinking, that I coulde receive pleafure from her fine hand with none the wiser, I cut a low hole into mine box of puffed bread, only for her to reach in and, not knowing, pluck mine penif from its base like a turnip, and bite it, taking from me my penif
February 19, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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the cool thing about getting eaten by a jurassic park dinosaur is that you’d get to be turned into a new kind of poop that’s never existed before
October 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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This is my impression of Grogu walking
December 20, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts
December 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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is she...you know...*crab claw motion* stupid and from Maryland
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Drone?
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Drone?
December 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Drone?
December 18, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Drone?
December 16, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Public Coast Brewery in Cannon Beach Oregon has the best hazy ipa I’ve ever had. Dank but not bitter and balanced malts. Goddamn awesome
August 12, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Just at the most basic level it is really unhealthy to have to thought about Donald Trump as much as everyone in America has over the last nine or so years. Spending a decade of my life thinking about a super boring, super shitty crook and all the bad stuff he's doing or might do. It's embarrassing.
July 1, 2024 at 12:17 AM