Mitch Smith
demon-duck-of-doom.bsky.social
Mitch Smith
@demon-duck-of-doom.bsky.social
He/him
Pickles succ
5 seconds before pickle jumpscare
July 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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July 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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This is… these dudes are just enjoying having created an atmosphere where they can mock kindness and especially kindness

From the kinds of dudes they have always envied but who would have punted them

They want to make a generation of men they KNOW are better than them worse
terrible news... our beloved hero Superman is about to be brutally TAKEN DOWN by a guy who looks like he stops the microwave at 00:02 because he's scared of the ding
July 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I always forget Dr. Seuss did political cartoons before kids books!!!
July 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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Mamdani shouldn’t condemn a damn thing that’s pushed by a racist eugenicist

I need yall to stop blaming victims for the way racists might sue something

People are excusing Nazi salutes

If Dems choose to be weak that on them if his approval in NYC is HIGHER than the Dems
July 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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so the party line that there was no Epstein list is so rancid that everyone from the leftmost commies to the rightmost MAGAs are calling bullshit, meanwhile it's being defended by *checks notes* contrapoints
July 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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We need to just tell it like it is: private equity killed Geoffrey the Giraffe. My fellow Toys R Us kids, how will we avenge our fallen childhood comrade?
nothing more american than an abandoned toys r us, a company destroyed by private equity, painted with a giant flag mural
July 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Sean Combs has been found to have committed sexual offenses against women.

This makes him eligible to be the GOP's next candidate for president.
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Paramount has joined Disney in paying bribes to Donald Trump, the Washington Post killed its Harris endorsement, Fox News functions as Republican state media, and the X algorithm amplifies fascist content. Here's why the media has a liberal bias problem.
July 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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i want most of these people to be killed, is the thing
July 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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americans will be like "ohhh brits live in places called Bumbleshire" while living in a place called New Bumbleshire
July 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Accurate
June 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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People freaking out about having a socialist in the NYC mayoral residence but OK with having a fascist in the White House.
June 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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*This* is why they are freaking out about Zohran Mamdani.
Generational change is coming: Since Zohran Mamdani won on Tuesday night, more than 1100 young people have reached out to @runforsomething.net to explore a run for local office -- one of our biggest spikes of the year yet.
June 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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JK Rowling: i was jusst thinking, maybe we should ssecretly photograph women in public bathroomss
Rowling: you know, in casse they're transss
Stephen Fry: so um
Fry: i don't think we should be friends anymore
Rowling: omg that came out of nowhere
June 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Me: "No, Azula, you're not getting any more treats!"

Azula: 🥺

*empties the bag over her sweet face because I've got no back bone*
June 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Either politicians become YouTubers or YouTubers become politicians. That is your choice.
June 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.
June 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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We have so deeply perverted the idea of
“ you shouldn’t be remembered for your worst moment”

To

“ no one is supposed to ever give you boundaries for your behavior if you have the right narrative “
June 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Just working on my book and thinking about how LeVar Burton is probably the most beloved and unproblematic famous person alive in america today and I hope he’s doing well.
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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reminder that black culture has had and will continue to have a profound and global impact on much of what we enjoy and partake in, seen and unseen.
June 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Analysis | Donald Trump is a new kind of Republican. Yes, his agenda includes Middle East invasions, sexual culture wars, throwing people off their healthcare, and exploding the debt with handouts to the ultra-rich. But he also sells his own crypto, bibles, and cell phone service.
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM