Democritus Jr
@democritusjr.bsky.social
Fuck Trump and the worms he feeds on.
Pinned
Another night of wistful longing at the Is He Dead Yet? Café.
Going to reschedule to 4:25
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Going to reschedule to 4:25
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Nothing convinces me more that Hegseth is a sexual abuser than the way I see him talk to men he doesn't respect.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nothing convinces me more that Hegseth is a sexual abuser than the way I see him talk to men he doesn't respect.
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PSA for the fellas:
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
PSA for the fellas:
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
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Polish cartoonist Andrzej Rysuje nails it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Polish cartoonist Andrzej Rysuje nails it.
Gobble and Waddle are also what Trump calls his fists
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Gobble and Waddle are also what Trump calls his fists
Also unhappy alcoholics
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Also unhappy alcoholics
This absolutely constitutes "trick" in the trick-or-treat response table. Were I of Halloweening age, the shaving cream would be flying from both fists.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This absolutely constitutes "trick" in the trick-or-treat response table. Were I of Halloweening age, the shaving cream would be flying from both fists.
Nothing is left of crypto but crime. Steal it all and tear it down.
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nothing is left of crypto but crime. Steal it all and tear it down.
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as always, it's not actually a ceasefire when the side doing the firing is just pausing to reload
Israel said it had began re-enforcing a ceasefire in Gaza, after the army conducted air strikes overnight
Israeli Army Says Ceasefire in Gaza Has Resumed After Strikes
Israel said it had began re-enforcing a ceasefire in Gaza, after the army conducted air strikes overnight in retaliation for a lethal Palestinian attack against its troops.
bloom.bg
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 AM
as always, it's not actually a ceasefire when the side doing the firing is just pausing to reload
Given the choice between living in a world where there were no prisons and one in which the entire Trump circle of criminals and self-serving rot were killed in a prison riot, I would definitely choose the latter.
October 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Given the choice between living in a world where there were no prisons and one in which the entire Trump circle of criminals and self-serving rot were killed in a prison riot, I would definitely choose the latter.
There are two kinds of people in the world; those who recognize Donald Trump and his cronies as existential threats that need to be driven into the sea, and those who need to be driven into the sea.
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
There are two kinds of people in the world; those who recognize Donald Trump and his cronies as existential threats that need to be driven into the sea, and those who need to be driven into the sea.
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So Ehud Barak wrote a glowing article about Trump in Time Magazine, did he? Huh. Weird. www.timesofisrael.com/ehud-barak-m...
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
So Ehud Barak wrote a glowing article about Trump in Time Magazine, did he? Huh. Weird. www.timesofisrael.com/ehud-barak-m...
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This. And this again.
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This. And this again.
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Fucking guy deporting kids with brain cancer crying about a picture of his wattle.
October 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Fucking guy deporting kids with brain cancer crying about a picture of his wattle.
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Joe Biden and Netanyahu were offered same Gaza deal a year ago, says negotiator
But the Israelis had no intention of striking any agreement before a change of administration in Washington.
They wanted to give The Felon the credit.
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
But the Israelis had no intention of striking any agreement before a change of administration in Washington.
They wanted to give The Felon the credit.
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
Joe Biden and Netanyahu were offered Gaza deal a year ago, says negotiator
Gershon Baskin says he got the plan on to the president’s desk but then learnt the Israelis were waiting for a change of administration in Washington
www.thetimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Joe Biden and Netanyahu were offered same Gaza deal a year ago, says negotiator
But the Israelis had no intention of striking any agreement before a change of administration in Washington.
They wanted to give The Felon the credit.
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
But the Israelis had no intention of striking any agreement before a change of administration in Washington.
They wanted to give The Felon the credit.
www.thetimes.com/world/middle...
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Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...
theonion.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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Sure to NOT produce any media hand wringing. Nope, constant attacks on the folks on the left ARE NOT the result of a President calling us scum and terrorists, or any other violent rhetoric from the right. All is nominal.
Liberal South Carolina
Judge Diane Goodstein's home is burning to the ground after an explosion. SLED is investigation as arson and refer attack as Judge Goodstein had been receiving multiple threats.
Judge Diane Goodstein's home is burning to the ground after an explosion. SLED is investigation as arson and refer attack as Judge Goodstein had been receiving multiple threats.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sure to NOT produce any media hand wringing. Nope, constant attacks on the folks on the left ARE NOT the result of a President calling us scum and terrorists, or any other violent rhetoric from the right. All is nominal.
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Tim Cook is captured.
Apple removes ICEBlock, an app for anonymously reporting ICE official sightings, from the App Store; AG Pam Bondi says the DOJ requested its removal (Ashley Oliver/Fox Business)
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
October 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tim Cook is captured.
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Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. .
Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.
Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.
President Johnson, in a November 9, 1968 letter to the Smothers Brothers:
“It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”
“It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”
September 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dana Carvey parodied George HW Bush on SNL — “Nah, wouldn’t be prudent” — the President called him up and they became friends. .
Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.
Daryl Hammond imitated Clinton through his Presidency, including savage stuff during his sex scandal. Clinton invited him to do a “dueling Presidents” gag.
Why are people still talking like the quaint idea of free and fair elections are still going to be around in 2026? Or that the corrupt scum of the Trump regime would abide by results that don't go their way?
If people haven't done anything yet, they aren't going to then.
If people haven't done anything yet, they aren't going to then.
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why are people still talking like the quaint idea of free and fair elections are still going to be around in 2026? Or that the corrupt scum of the Trump regime would abide by results that don't go their way?
If people haven't done anything yet, they aren't going to then.
If people haven't done anything yet, they aren't going to then.
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I will break the rules of this account and speak personally as an admin. I'm in my 70s. I'm a hacker. My family defected from Romania to the Netherlands. They left me behind. There was no legal way to get out. My parents fled the country, and left me behind, to escape. They received amnesty. [1/9]
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I will break the rules of this account and speak personally as an admin. I'm in my 70s. I'm a hacker. My family defected from Romania to the Netherlands. They left me behind. There was no legal way to get out. My parents fled the country, and left me behind, to escape. They received amnesty. [1/9]
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