@delzwick.bsky.social
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Tiny if literal:
Itty bitty pretty one
Itty bitty pretty one
tiny if literal:
a raspberry beret
a raspberry beret
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Tiny if literal:
Itty bitty pretty one
Itty bitty pretty one
I named my fists Kid and Gangbang because I’m gonna give IT to ya
I named my fists Sound and Fury because they're about to yok ya patawph up
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I named my fists Kid and Gangbang because I’m gonna give IT to ya
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A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
A tenured sex demon is called a syllabus.
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So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
So, is a short sex demon a minibus?
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
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Please kickstart my Sleeping Beauty reboot in which she presses charges against the prince who kissed her as she slept called "Woke Beauty".
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Please kickstart my Sleeping Beauty reboot in which she presses charges against the prince who kissed her as she slept called "Woke Beauty".
When I’m feeling down and sad, I think of lil Ronnie James Dio. That man walked the world with nothing but love in his heart and a voice that shattered glass and most young amphibian brain matter. Truly a legend.
October 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
When I’m feeling down and sad, I think of lil Ronnie James Dio. That man walked the world with nothing but love in his heart and a voice that shattered glass and most young amphibian brain matter. Truly a legend.
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this shit is so cringe.
Pete Hegseth took us from “speak softly and carry a big stick” to “boast drunkenly and hit your wife”
Pete Hegseth took us from “speak softly and carry a big stick” to “boast drunkenly and hit your wife”
Hegseth: "Should our enemies choose foolishly to challenge us, they will be crushed by the violence, precision, and ferocity of the War Department. To our enemies, FAFO."
September 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
this shit is so cringe.
Pete Hegseth took us from “speak softly and carry a big stick” to “boast drunkenly and hit your wife”
Pete Hegseth took us from “speak softly and carry a big stick” to “boast drunkenly and hit your wife”
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
It’s The ANTIFA!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s The ANTIFA!!!
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me: [taking pictures of my cat's feet] ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
me: [taking pictures of my cat's feet] ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE
“If you are exercising your right to free speech to talk about someone who exercised his right to free speech, we’re gonna take away your right to free speech”
Sen. Katie Britt: "If you are out there and you are celebrating the political assassination of a man who was exercising his free speech ... you should be held accountable. You should be fired. And that is the beginning and the end of it. Full stop."
September 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“If you are exercising your right to free speech to talk about someone who exercised his right to free speech, we’re gonna take away your right to free speech”
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Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.
Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but it's not a selfie
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Show me an image on your phone that has your energy but it's not a selfie
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The National Garderners
September 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The National Garderners
Don’t worry, grieving parents. Trey Gowdy, the grown up taffy puller boy psycho from the stupid Willy Wonka movie says your kids are with his jesus now. If they were white.
August 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Don’t worry, grieving parents. Trey Gowdy, the grown up taffy puller boy psycho from the stupid Willy Wonka movie says your kids are with his jesus now. If they were white.
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Benny Johnson was literally actually serially murdered when he lived and then died in DC
Benny Johnson claims that while he lived in DC he was carjacked, had murders and mass shootings happen right outside his house, and had his house set ablaze
Sounds like a skill issue, bro
Sounds like a skill issue, bro
August 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Benny Johnson was literally actually serially murdered when he lived and then died in DC
Tune in Sunday for the latest episode of The Twilight Zone: The Masks…
August 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Tune in Sunday for the latest episode of The Twilight Zone: The Masks…
If you see an ATV doing a wheelie and don’t cheer, you’ve never been cool.
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If you see an ATV doing a wheelie and don’t cheer, you’ve never been cool.
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Sherman didn't go far enough.
August 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sherman didn't go far enough.
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It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
August 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It drives Jonathan Turley crazy when I remind everyone that he is just Mike Lindell with tenure. So, please make sure not to amplify this message.👇
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.
Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure.