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Zach
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Y’all are cringe
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Trumpnomics: Get tariff money from US consumers on Chinese goods. Our farmers can’t sell their products because the Chinese refuse to pay our tariffs. China buys from farmers in Argentina instead. We send Argentina $20 billion. Then we pay our farmers to throw their crops away.
October 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"
September 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
August 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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So it turns out labubu is not a French far-right politician
August 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Your Medicaid is cut. Your health insurance is not safe. Your tips are still taxed. You pay the tariffs. There’s no trade deals. No wars have ended. Gas isn’t $2. Eggs aren’t cheaper. There isn’t $10 trillion in investment. The Epstein files are buried.

It’s. All. Lies.

All the time.
July 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Saw someone call Hakeem Jeffries “AIPAC Shakur”
June 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It is so fucking weird how so many Americans have allegiance to Israel.
June 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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i'm glad bill watterson is still alive and doesn't post and i have no idea what he thinks or what his politics are, on a related note im glad dilbert has ass cancer
June 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!
June 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ll take 10 of him.
I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.
June 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Somehow we’re in a worse spot than we were 5 years ago. ACAB
CNN captures LAPD forming a line before charging at protesters and firing at them
June 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
He’s a useless piece of shit @govofco.bsky.social
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis has been on a tear, vetoing popular bills.

He recently rejected a bill to ban the algorithmic price-fixing of rents.

He's also vetoed a pro-union bill, legislation to prevent surprise ambulance costs, regulations for social media companies, and more.
May 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.
May 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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/Charles Barkley voice "Darren Aronofsky"
May 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM