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Decepetion/JD
@decepetion.bsky.social
Foodie, outdoor enthusiast, dad, BOFH.
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence

programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I find it difficult to trust anyone who doesn’t consider The Princess Bride to be one of the greatest films of all-time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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T Jay 🐕‍🦺
Young male Shih Tzu mix
Adoptable from Scruffy Tails Humane Society (Crookston, MN)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/t-jay-79569681/mn/crookston/scruffy-tails-humane-society-mn97/
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
WTAF
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
With all the *wildly gestures all around* there is still solace in a patiently cooked Sunday breakfast.
November 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Say it louder for the folks in the back.
Turkey bacon is not bacon. You should not legally be allowed to call it bacon.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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"This decision is brought to you by Salt Typhoon."
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
May we all have a little love and light this week.
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Hello. I had a buttload of expensive scotch tonight. It turns out the solution for all of the general daily horrors is a buttload of expensive scotch.

You’re welcome.
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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GOOD NEWS! For the first time ever, Huntington's disease has been successfully treated. A groundbreaking new miRNA treatment, AMT-130, slowed the progression of the disease by 75%. These results are likely to support the first approval of a genetic treatment for the rare neurodegenerative condition.
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Love it.
Stopped at Office Depot. Had to wait in line behind five other middle-aged people buying poster board and markers.
October 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Boston
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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QotD: "I put some fun things in there, I call them Easter eggs but my team called them IOCs"
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
December 29, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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What if the client insists on something you feel is too risky?

Walk away - you don't need the money that bad.

@alethe.bsky.social at @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
sad day
Sister Jean Dolores Schmidt, the men’s basketball chaplain at Loyola University Chicago who became an international celebrity during the team’s improbable Final Four run in 2018, has died at the age of 106.
Sister Jean, nun and sensation on basketball sidelines, dies at 106
As chaplain for Loyola University Chicago’s hoops team, Jean Dolores Schmidt enjoyed a sudden fame with the squad’s 2018 NCAA Tournament performance. Her motto: “Worship, Work, Win.”
www.washingtonpost.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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We are releasing details on BRICKSTORM malware activity, a China-based threat hitting US tech to potentially target downstream customers and hunt for data on vulnerabilities in products. This actor is stealthy, and we've provided a tool to hunt for them. cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
Another BRICKSTORM: Stealthy Backdoor Enabling Espionage into Tech and Legal Sectors | Google Cloud Blog
BRICKSTORM is a stealthy backdoor used by suspected China-nexus actors for long-term espionage.
cloud.google.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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@dailyhaikuprompt.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy

My feet rock ever
so lightly upon mossy
wet boulders beneath.

#haiku #poetry #writinglife
September 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Truth... strace -f -p $digit 2>&1 | tee why_me.txt
You know it's going to be a tough workday when you need to dig out 'strace'. Ugh.
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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⚠️ Heads Up: New patch versions of all affected repositories will be going out today. Please expect that.

Will start in the next hour and will be taking things very slowly.

Chalk repositories are not included in this, as Sindre has already taken care of them.

I am terrified, lmk if I mess up.
September 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I think everyone needs to have my little dude Charlie look at them like this today, so here he is.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM