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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
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before the internet you had to cum in books
October 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
before the internet you had to cum in books
What's the Vegas odds on RFK Jr coming out and saying "Cigarettes are basically vitamins" in the near future?
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What's the Vegas odds on RFK Jr coming out and saying "Cigarettes are basically vitamins" in the near future?
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gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
September 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years
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We demand change
September 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We demand change
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Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you.
[1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
[1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
September 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Villager Bernard: Greetings, traveler. Headed west, are ye? I have a gift for you.
[1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
[1 Lobster has been added to your inventory]
I went over to my parents today. They both started talking about how great RFK Jr. Is doing with my mom saying that no one had peanut allergies or autism when she was a kid. Oh but then she remembered her cousin that's been a ward of the state since the 70's (who she hasn't seen since) 1/2
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I went over to my parents today. They both started talking about how great RFK Jr. Is doing with my mom saying that no one had peanut allergies or autism when she was a kid. Oh but then she remembered her cousin that's been a ward of the state since the 70's (who she hasn't seen since) 1/2
This guy fucking rules. Do New England proud
August 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This guy fucking rules. Do New England proud
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i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
August 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea
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I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.
August 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I must have missed all the Law and Order SVU episodes where they didn't interview the victims and just asked the criminals what happened.
I laughed way to hard at this holy shit
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I laughed way to hard at this holy shit
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moby dick is short for Mobile Dickhead
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
moby dick is short for Mobile Dickhead
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When me and my girl bout to eat a whole rotisserie chicken with our bare hands
August 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When me and my girl bout to eat a whole rotisserie chicken with our bare hands
We should have never taught our parents how to use computers
New EP. Computer. Coming Soon
New EP. Computer. Coming Soon
August 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We should have never taught our parents how to use computers
New EP. Computer. Coming Soon
New EP. Computer. Coming Soon
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Our two new albums, Dry Drunk & FULL COLOR ECLIPSE are out today. Thank you to everyone who has listened or plans to. Tour starts in Seattle tomorrow night.
August 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Our two new albums, Dry Drunk & FULL COLOR ECLIPSE are out today. Thank you to everyone who has listened or plans to. Tour starts in Seattle tomorrow night.
Rick Steves is the fuckin man
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Rick Steves is the fuckin man
When my gf gets spam messages from dudes she let's me reply
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When my gf gets spam messages from dudes she let's me reply