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Rim Job Machine Rock est 2016
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I laughed way to hard at this holy shit
August 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
When me and my girl bout to eat a whole rotisserie chicken with our bare hands
August 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
We should have never taught our parents how to use computers

New EP. Computer. Coming Soon
August 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When my gf gets spam messages from dudes she let's me reply
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
July 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Bring back Quimstick
July 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's thinking
July 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yeah? Fuckin idiot. Nice try
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am intriguing
June 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh come on dude, that was so tame
June 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
How dumb was the Iraq war in 2003? Imagine hearing this fucker nearly everyday. School plays, little league games, everywhere. Was "God bless the USA" written after 9/11? NOPE, it dropped in 1984 and it was really lame. Who else had to memorize that shit and sing it in front of their school?
June 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Why yes, most people enjoy our unique industrial Metal boy band sound
June 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We blow out 9 candles today. COMPUTER coming soon
May 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Gangs all here (Plus Conner)
May 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Help Computer :(
May 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me when I finally catch the guy who DM'd 哎婊酷酷的奶 to my gf
May 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
SLEEPER CELL ACTIVATED
May 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I'm just waiting for the executive order where they make you pull off the interstate into a sterilization checkpoint where they just spray pesticides into your car
May 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
April 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
With Liberty and Justice For All
Frank Cieciorka - 1967
April 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
stoooop Vladimir, stoooooooaaahp
April 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Good thing he's getting out just in time, months after completely ruining his reputation
April 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Big score, hell yeah dude
April 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
April 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fucking pissed
April 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM