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Car Nerd. Dad. Bus Driver. Socialist. Mastodon Enthusiast. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 he/him
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November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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This is incredible
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Rick Astley
www.youtube.com
May 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Captain we are being hailed
Onscreen
Captain it appears to be a married individual holding open his a-
Thank you Mr. Data
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Went to try and learn some Biffy songs only to discover half of them being in drop C tunings. Fuck sake man. I need another guitar.
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
People are having a dig at Ticketmaster when it comes to Gaga tickets, but imo it's absolutely insane that she's playing somewhere as small as the o2. She's big enough that she'd fill 5 nights at fucking Wembley Stadium ffs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Battling with this beautiful thing’s stupid Floyd Rose, remembering why I prefer hard tails.
April 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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hey I wrote a story about trying to remain functional as the country collapses, bad luxury SUVs, the contradictions of wealth, and quitting my job. if you wanna read it, it’s available here for free: www.patreon.com/posts/125140...
The Emperor’s Luxury SUV Isn’t Good, But He’d Still Kill Us All To Keep It | Victoria Scott
Get more from Victoria Scott on Patreon
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March 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is class
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Fuck it, peanut butter cookie ice cream sandwich.
March 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hell yeah. First time trying Pho. Absolutely fantastic. 🇻🇳
March 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Found a rare nugget of a Rover today. #weirdcarbs
February 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Americans:
Three hardest things
for a man to say:

1: I need help
2: I was wrong
3: Worcestershire Sauce
February 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Put it in a burrito, it was good.
Made chicken kebab and I can’t even eat it today.
February 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Made chicken kebab and I can’t even eat it today.
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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⚠️ Staff at Go North East threatened with dismissal. Safety of drivers & passengers in danger.

Unite Officer Dave Telford “Once again, communities are being betrayed by Go North East. Passengers are being put in danger by this approach to safety."

🔗👉 loom.ly/unYAJYE
February 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Very funny that the Honda-Nissan deal has collapsed. I can almost guarantee that it's because Nissan's ego means they don't want to bow to Honda. They'll be dead within a few years.
February 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hell yeah
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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oh shit
February 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM