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@deafmetaldean.bsky.social
Car Nerd. Dad. Bus Driver. Socialist. Mastodon Enthusiast. 🏴 he/him
You’re not a green. You’re a fascist.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
You’re not a green. You’re a fascist.
The whiplash of opening this up and it not being a mate going to London for a weekend.
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The whiplash of opening this up and it not being a mate going to London for a weekend.
Not even bothered about the kettle thing. Just baffling why you’d do this as the handle would probably be hotter than the surface of the sun.
July 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Not even bothered about the kettle thing. Just baffling why you’d do this as the handle would probably be hotter than the surface of the sun.
We were watching Ozzy on Saturday.
July 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We were watching Ozzy on Saturday.
It's a runway, shut up.
July 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's a runway, shut up.
On a highways agency operated A-road? Mad.
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
On a highways agency operated A-road? Mad.
Why is your son's school on a motorway?
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Why is your son's school on a motorway?
No, I don’t use cash. I however take payments all day every day, most people still use cash for small transactions.
June 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No, I don’t use cash. I however take payments all day every day, most people still use cash for small transactions.
Blokes love putting their change in the normal bit of the wallet, it's baffling behaviour.
June 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Blokes love putting their change in the normal bit of the wallet, it's baffling behaviour.
One of my closest friends keeps sending me AI shite of Ally McCoist as a baby using his commentary and I'm considering telling him to fuck off if he does it again.
May 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
One of my closest friends keeps sending me AI shite of Ally McCoist as a baby using his commentary and I'm considering telling him to fuck off if he does it again.
Might help if it was a real Floyd mind. It has a Floyd patent on it but it’s quite a bit different from a regular one.
April 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Might help if it was a real Floyd mind. It has a Floyd patent on it but it’s quite a bit different from a regular one.