Tin Claw Dan
@dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social
What a pretty afternoon
2025s Blunt Rotation. Cheers, lads!
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
2025s Blunt Rotation. Cheers, lads!
I won my fantasy football league so I’m using my one wish to make all movies cost $1 at theaters starting in 2026. If you go to the movies and it’s more than $1; please blame my commissioner, Andrew.
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I won my fantasy football league so I’m using my one wish to make all movies cost $1 at theaters starting in 2026. If you go to the movies and it’s more than $1; please blame my commissioner, Andrew.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
What most people won’t tell you is that dogs are wet. But it’s true! And they don’t say simply because we don’t know where the wet comes from and that scares people.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What most people won’t tell you is that dogs are wet. But it’s true! And they don’t say simply because we don’t know where the wet comes from and that scares people.
I’m 97% sure I ordered Eddie Murphy’s Norbit
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m 97% sure I ordered Eddie Murphy’s Norbit
Hatchechubbee
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hatchechubbee
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Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Gargling hot saltwater for a sore throat; brain will now recite entire article from April 2002 edition of Trasher.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gargling hot saltwater for a sore throat; brain will now recite entire article from April 2002 edition of Trasher.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Chris collinsworth has extremely strong Christmas Adventurers Club vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Chris collinsworth has extremely strong Christmas Adventurers Club vibes.
Just saw 2 fire trucks on our cousin walk
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just saw 2 fire trucks on our cousin walk
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brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
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HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
This is the plot of the Indiana Jones game that came out last year. (It rocked)
Out: conspiracies involving sex trafficking children. In: conspiracies involving sex trafficking *giants.*
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is the plot of the Indiana Jones game that came out last year. (It rocked)
Reading in public. (proformativly ofc. I hate Columbo but it’s better than Andrea Dworkin for letting women know I’m a real one.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reading in public. (proformativly ofc. I hate Columbo but it’s better than Andrea Dworkin for letting women know I’m a real one.)
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
Ghislaine Maxwell lied about Trump never going to Epstein's house (directly contradicted by her email correspondence with Epstein), and she was rewarded for that lie with a transfer to a cushier prison. The coverup is happening in plain sight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
POTUS gave a convicted child sex abuser favorable treatment, and dangled the prospect of a pardon, so she would tell lies about if he was implicated in her crimes. That's not speculative or circumstantial, it's a cold hard proven fact, in and of itself more than enough to demand removal from office.
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
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I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
The director believes we're only two years from an all-AI movie.
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
Paul Schrader claims to have the "perfect script" for an AI-generated feature
www.avclub.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I love getting thoughts on AI from people who don’t know how to attach PDF’s
Power went out for like an hour today, so I made a tv because god forbid I go without my stories
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Power went out for like an hour today, so I made a tv because god forbid I go without my stories
If dick Cheney is dead who will be Kamala’s running mate in 28?!
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If dick Cheney is dead who will be Kamala’s running mate in 28?!
The World Series is actually short for ‘The World Series of Baseball, Golf, and Soccer’ and those guys are allowed to compete for it too but they don’t out of old timey respect for something centuries old and forgotten. It’s one of the unwritten rules they talk about.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The World Series is actually short for ‘The World Series of Baseball, Golf, and Soccer’ and those guys are allowed to compete for it too but they don’t out of old timey respect for something centuries old and forgotten. It’s one of the unwritten rules they talk about.