Tin Claw Dan
@dayglocaravaggio.bsky.social
What a pretty afternoon
Returned box of spaghetti to the Ralph’s because the number of noodles inside is prime and I’m trying to serve 6.
January 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Returned box of spaghetti to the Ralph’s because the number of noodles inside is prime and I’m trying to serve 6.
If you smoke cigarettes it will keep your body warm from the inside and you can save money on “long sleeves” and “heat”. I saved enough to buy 3 houses.
Smoking is also good for dogs, my dog smokes a pack a day and is over 79 human years old.
Smoking is also good for dogs, my dog smokes a pack a day and is over 79 human years old.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 29, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If you smoke cigarettes it will keep your body warm from the inside and you can save money on “long sleeves” and “heat”. I saved enough to buy 3 houses.
Smoking is also good for dogs, my dog smokes a pack a day and is over 79 human years old.
Smoking is also good for dogs, my dog smokes a pack a day and is over 79 human years old.
I tracked and kissed Bigfoot once. The government should pay for me to sit on a bench and smoke cigarettes and tell my tales to passers by.
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I tracked and kissed Bigfoot once. The government should pay for me to sit on a bench and smoke cigarettes and tell my tales to passers by.
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Republicans are in favor of having a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government unless you have a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government
Pretti clearly did not brandish his gun. Which means the government is saying he was killed for legally exercising his right to carry.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
It’s as clear-cut a violation of the Second Amendment as I can possibly imagine. And we’re about to see the bulk of the gun rights crowd defend his murder.
January 24, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Republicans are in favor of having a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government unless you have a gun to defend yourself from a tyrannical government
I think it won’t win any but Sisu 2 will be nominated for an Oscar in every category.
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I think it won’t win any but Sisu 2 will be nominated for an Oscar in every category.
For drama one must turn to the ancient heuristics;
Plato: “Character is plot.”
Aristotle: “And fuck-style is character.”
Plato: “Character is plot.”
Aristotle: “And fuck-style is character.”
“sex scenes don’t even advance the plot!!”
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
i dunno dude the plot said these people were gonna fuck
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 AM
For drama one must turn to the ancient heuristics;
Plato: “Character is plot.”
Aristotle: “And fuck-style is character.”
Plato: “Character is plot.”
Aristotle: “And fuck-style is character.”
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Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.
Just tried Water 2. Terrible. It’s over for liquids.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Just tried Water 2. Terrible. It’s over for liquids.
The apple tree that started growing inside me when I was 6 and ate an apple seed is now blossoming and I don’t know if I should chew the apples or ferment them in my cheeks so I can have cider this fall.
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The apple tree that started growing inside me when I was 6 and ate an apple seed is now blossoming and I don’t know if I should chew the apples or ferment them in my cheeks so I can have cider this fall.
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The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
January 3, 2026 at 9:42 AM
The FIFA Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to
2025s Blunt Rotation. Cheers, lads!
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
2025s Blunt Rotation. Cheers, lads!
I won my fantasy football league so I’m using my one wish to make all movies cost $1 at theaters starting in 2026. If you go to the movies and it’s more than $1; please blame my commissioner, Andrew.
December 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I won my fantasy football league so I’m using my one wish to make all movies cost $1 at theaters starting in 2026. If you go to the movies and it’s more than $1; please blame my commissioner, Andrew.
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
What most people won’t tell you is that dogs are wet. But it’s true! And they don’t say simply because we don’t know where the wet comes from and that scares people.
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What most people won’t tell you is that dogs are wet. But it’s true! And they don’t say simply because we don’t know where the wet comes from and that scares people.
I’m 97% sure I ordered Eddie Murphy’s Norbit
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m 97% sure I ordered Eddie Murphy’s Norbit
Hatchechubbee
December 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hatchechubbee
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Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Broke: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Woke: Yakuza is a Christmas game
Gargling hot saltwater for a sore throat; brain will now recite entire article from April 2002 edition of Trasher.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Gargling hot saltwater for a sore throat; brain will now recite entire article from April 2002 edition of Trasher.
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Chris collinsworth has extremely strong Christmas Adventurers Club vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Chris collinsworth has extremely strong Christmas Adventurers Club vibes.
Just saw 2 fire trucks on our cousin walk
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just saw 2 fire trucks on our cousin walk
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brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
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HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️