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Dax Jordan
@daxjordan.bsky.social
Comedian. Might be cat.
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Thank you, New York City.

Now let’s win.
October 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Welcome to Bluesky: Weird Al is on here but you sometimes don’t immediately get told that. That’s most of the important information.
October 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: Make your voices heard. Join us in a peaceful protest across our country against the most corrupt, deceitful & criminal Administration in U.S. History. We say NO KINGS, NO CROOKS, NO SPRAY-TAN CONMAN! 👎

Check for a location near you at: www.nokings.org

#BeThere 👍
No Kings
As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...
www.nokings.org
October 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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A great weekend to share Jeff Bridges making a perfect joke
October 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I ❤️ my curvy Generals.
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"Is a shared objective reality too much to ask for??" doesn't fit on a cake, so I'm posting it here on the digital equivalent of a cake (bad for your mind and body, but good for birthdays.)
September 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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they had great TV when I was younger, you could never make Andor today
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
"They hate us cause they ain't us." Us being anyone remotely funny.
September 18, 2025 at 9:07 AM
There's no way his presidential library will remain un-burnt down.
July 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you're recording an 🧊 kidnapping, try to get the victim's name and birth date. And if your phone has a "focus on subject" audio mode, and 4k video resolution, activate it now. On the bright side, federal judges are starting to smack some of this garbage down. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
July 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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I wish I was a bigger piece of shit. We’re living in great times for giant pieces of shit
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Fox News gets mad if you say 86 47 so I made a version they couldn't decipher. #math #tommytutone #nokings
June 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The juicy breakup between the tech bro conservatives and the religious conservatives plods ever closer because there's no iteration of a functional AI that will affirm the existence of their God. The GOP will keep tossing the techies on the burn pile until they go back to parchment.
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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crouching is the standing of sitting
May 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Okay are we all done being stunned and numbed by this piece of sh*t?
We gotta get to work now taking him down.
And by the way, while we’re on the subject of taking people down, send some money to the ACLU. They have almost single-handedly kept this fight alive.
May 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This Mother's Day, think about the reality that you wouldn't even consider leaving her in a room unattended with our President. Gross!
May 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
@rephuffman.bsky.social Thank you to Rep Jared Huffman for starting and leading the Freethought Caucus, which works to keep religion out of government. This is truly the best way to show respect to all beliefs and allows us to lead with reason instead of dogma. Dangerous times ahead. Stand tall.
April 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@briankaylor.bsky.social just heard you on the FFRF YouTube channel. Great work, thank you so much!
April 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Old North Church lit up for anniversary of lanterns & Paul Revere's ride. Tonight, they'll ring bells to stand against tyranny: publicwitness.wordandway.org/p/churches-t...
On the Old North church tonight
April 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Since all these toxic masculinity influencers are just new age woo woo for insecure white boys, can we stop calling it “the manosphere” and start calling it “The Brodiac”?
“Oh, I see you’ve got a Jordan Peterson Sun with an Ice Bath Rising & a Kettle Bell Moon.”
April 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
"Calamitous ORTBO."
- what Hegseth & them will put on their resignation form
March 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM