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@buckshot.bsky.social
Chef, comic, muppet. ACAB. Feisty sock full of nails. I’m hot and angry and will help you if I can. Currently processing grief and might get weird about it.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
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@buckshot.bsky.social
· Feb 17
Know how I know vaccines don’t cause autism?
‘Cuz, if they did, we’d have generations of empathic folks intolerant of injustice and cats would be everywhere and we wouldn’t be dealing with this shit.
‘Cuz, if they did, we’d have generations of empathic folks intolerant of injustice and cats would be everywhere and we wouldn’t be dealing with this shit.
My credit score went down.
Why, do you ask?
Because I paid off too much of my credit card debt.
Make it make sense
Why, do you ask?
Because I paid off too much of my credit card debt.
Make it make sense
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My credit score went down.
Why, do you ask?
Because I paid off too much of my credit card debt.
Make it make sense
Why, do you ask?
Because I paid off too much of my credit card debt.
Make it make sense
Contemplating microdosing & going to see Hamnet & The Nuremberg movie by myself tomorrow
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Contemplating microdosing & going to see Hamnet & The Nuremberg movie by myself tomorrow
QT lost me after Bastards.
TWBB is probably the only movie that has ever given me a panic attack. Greenwood’s soundtrack in the first scene rivals Neil Young in Dead Man. No joke- I almost had to leave the theatre in the first scene.
Honestly fuck QT anyway he almost killed Uma fucking Thurman.
TWBB is probably the only movie that has ever given me a panic attack. Greenwood’s soundtrack in the first scene rivals Neil Young in Dead Man. No joke- I almost had to leave the theatre in the first scene.
Honestly fuck QT anyway he almost killed Uma fucking Thurman.
did paul dano refuse to show tarantino his feet
![quote from quentin tarantino who is known mostly for liking feet: "Daniel Day-Lewis. The old-style craftsmanship quality to the film. It had an old Hollywood craftsmanship without trying to be like that. It was the only film he's ever done, and I brought it up to him, that doesn't have a set piece. The fire is the closest to a set piece. This was about dealing with the narrative, dealing with the story, and he did it foking amazingly. 'There Will Be Blood' would stand a good chance at being #1 or #2 if it didn't have a big, giant flaw in it... and the flaw is Paul Dano. Obviously, it's supposed to be a two-hander, but it's also drastically obvious that it's not a two-hander. [Dano] is weak sauce, man. He is the weak sister. Austin Butler would have been wonderful in that role. He's just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy.
The weakest fcking actor in SAG [laughs]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c6k2ozisr2bbitsafwwyistf/bafkreihkcjhr6dyda3ah3ssaff4uhty2zomvtuk7zqozshg76pgl5cycma@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 10:41 AM
QT lost me after Bastards.
TWBB is probably the only movie that has ever given me a panic attack. Greenwood’s soundtrack in the first scene rivals Neil Young in Dead Man. No joke- I almost had to leave the theatre in the first scene.
Honestly fuck QT anyway he almost killed Uma fucking Thurman.
TWBB is probably the only movie that has ever given me a panic attack. Greenwood’s soundtrack in the first scene rivals Neil Young in Dead Man. No joke- I almost had to leave the theatre in the first scene.
Honestly fuck QT anyway he almost killed Uma fucking Thurman.
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Really wanted to put together an advent calendar for my pardner of little magnets with pictures of us over the last 10 (TEN!) years and thought it would be simple but noooooooo…. Enshittification has taken over and my basic graphic design skills are no match for it.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Really wanted to put together an advent calendar for my pardner of little magnets with pictures of us over the last 10 (TEN!) years and thought it would be simple but noooooooo…. Enshittification has taken over and my basic graphic design skills are no match for it.
Enshittification has made even the most basic tasks impossible. I want to do 1 simple thing that 5 years ago would have taken maybe an hour: put 25 pictures on 2 or 3 pieces of paper and have them printed out.
Now- I have to download apps or go through paywalls and agree to submit all my shit.
Now- I have to download apps or go through paywalls and agree to submit all my shit.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Enshittification has made even the most basic tasks impossible. I want to do 1 simple thing that 5 years ago would have taken maybe an hour: put 25 pictures on 2 or 3 pieces of paper and have them printed out.
Now- I have to download apps or go through paywalls and agree to submit all my shit.
Now- I have to download apps or go through paywalls and agree to submit all my shit.
Fucking neighbor is on one again. We’ve been gone for 4 days and as soon as we get back she’s got the fan in the hallway again and she’s singing songs in the stairwell (so we can hear her) about how gleeful we must be to hurt her.
It’s fucking insane.
It’s fucking insane.
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fucking neighbor is on one again. We’ve been gone for 4 days and as soon as we get back she’s got the fan in the hallway again and she’s singing songs in the stairwell (so we can hear her) about how gleeful we must be to hurt her.
It’s fucking insane.
It’s fucking insane.
Sometimes covers of songs are made in a way that completely misses the point of the song. I’m listening to a cover of “Hey Hey, My My” that should be ripping, not slow and mournful.
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes covers of songs are made in a way that completely misses the point of the song. I’m listening to a cover of “Hey Hey, My My” that should be ripping, not slow and mournful.
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OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
OpenAI killed a teenager by encouraging him to commit suicide and blamed it on the teenager.
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
If you use ChatGPT then you support this company
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An Afghan man shoots two National Guards and immigration requests from ALL third world countries gets paused.
American men shoot up schools and absolutely nothing happens.
No discussion of gun control.
No public press conference.
No flags at half mast.
It’s just forgotten.
American men shoot up schools and absolutely nothing happens.
No discussion of gun control.
No public press conference.
No flags at half mast.
It’s just forgotten.
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
An Afghan man shoots two National Guards and immigration requests from ALL third world countries gets paused.
American men shoot up schools and absolutely nothing happens.
No discussion of gun control.
No public press conference.
No flags at half mast.
It’s just forgotten.
American men shoot up schools and absolutely nothing happens.
No discussion of gun control.
No public press conference.
No flags at half mast.
It’s just forgotten.
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“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
And hippopotamuses like me too.”
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
And hippopotamuses like me too.”
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“I want a hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
And hippopotamuses like me too.”
Only a hippopotamus will do.
No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses.
I only like hippopotamuseses.
And hippopotamuses like me too.”
Sorry, for clarification what the narrator said “owls don’t have ball-shaped eyeballs like us.”
#enshittification #fuckai
#enshittification #fuckai
Nope, this is not from Cunk on Earth, or any other mockumentary. This is an actual subtitle from a documentary about owls.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Sorry, for clarification what the narrator said “owls don’t have ball-shaped eyeballs like us.”
#enshittification #fuckai
#enshittification #fuckai
Nope, this is not from Cunk on Earth, or any other mockumentary. This is an actual subtitle from a documentary about owls.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nope, this is not from Cunk on Earth, or any other mockumentary. This is an actual subtitle from a documentary about owls.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
Sometimes I forget that I’m a theatre kid and shocked the hell out of my BIL by breaking out into a mid Atlantic accent while explaining the mid Atlantic accent. (We were watching 12 0 Clock High.)
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Sometimes I forget that I’m a theatre kid and shocked the hell out of my BIL by breaking out into a mid Atlantic accent while explaining the mid Atlantic accent. (We were watching 12 0 Clock High.)
Just forced my in-laws to listen to Alice’s Restaurant. It’s just as relevant today as it was then. Good ritual to start with the niblings.
I hope that when they force it upon their children it won’t be relevant anymore. (Also it’s hilarious and amazing.)
I hope that when they force it upon their children it won’t be relevant anymore. (Also it’s hilarious and amazing.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Just forced my in-laws to listen to Alice’s Restaurant. It’s just as relevant today as it was then. Good ritual to start with the niblings.
I hope that when they force it upon their children it won’t be relevant anymore. (Also it’s hilarious and amazing.)
I hope that when they force it upon their children it won’t be relevant anymore. (Also it’s hilarious and amazing.)
In-Laws: Oh, your knives are so sharp. Why can’t we keep our knives sharp?
Also In-Laws: Here we cut directly on glass cutting boards.
Why are there glass cutting boards.
Also In-Laws: Here we cut directly on glass cutting boards.
Why are there glass cutting boards.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In-Laws: Oh, your knives are so sharp. Why can’t we keep our knives sharp?
Also In-Laws: Here we cut directly on glass cutting boards.
Why are there glass cutting boards.
Also In-Laws: Here we cut directly on glass cutting boards.
Why are there glass cutting boards.
Thanksgiving as a culinary professional is 90% being hounded for advice that will be completely ignored and getting drunk to avoid sending everyone out of the kitchen and doing it your damn self.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thanksgiving as a culinary professional is 90% being hounded for advice that will be completely ignored and getting drunk to avoid sending everyone out of the kitchen and doing it your damn self.
My stepfather-in-law is committing so many culinary atrocities in my presence that I have to assume that it’s on purpose.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My stepfather-in-law is committing so many culinary atrocities in my presence that I have to assume that it’s on purpose.
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Jesus died for nothing.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Jesus died for nothing.
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
I’m with the in-laws for the next 4 days, so strap in for some hot Thanksgiving takes and tips from an actual professional Chef.
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I’m with the in-laws for the next 4 days, so strap in for some hot Thanksgiving takes and tips from an actual professional Chef.
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
Tip#1: Do not ask me for a recipe.
I will lie to you.
Yes, I will give you ingredients and instructions. But you will not follow them, so who’s the real asshole?
“I hate this recipe. followed it exactly but I didn’t use turkey; I substituted it with a crusty sock from behind the drier that didn’t make it into the wash after my nephew’s hockey game. 1/10.”
A well-roast turkey is absolutely incredible, what’s wrong with you people.
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“I hate this recipe. followed it exactly but I didn’t use turkey; I substituted it with a crusty sock from behind the drier that didn’t make it into the wash after my nephew’s hockey game. 1/10.”
Me: how are you doing?
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me: how are you doing?
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Mom: oh, your sister is mad at me again.
Me: oh? What now?
Mom: (deep sigh) well, you know, I don’t know anything about cucumbers.
(Computers. She was having trouble with her computer.)
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.
TPUBLICAN is perfect if the "T" stands for TRAITOR.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Every time I see a post about Trump, I’m (sadly) reminded of something my mom said when she was sliding into dementia, so from now on I’m gonna respond with one of her quotes, because at least she was cute and kind.