Cogito, ergo cum
@buckshot.bsky.social
Chef, comic, muppet. ACAB. Feisty sock full of nails. I’m hot and angry and will help you if I can. Currently processing grief and might get weird about it.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
I’m the cat curiosity hasn’t killed.
Yet.
Still have a lot of stuff to knock off the counter.
Nope, this is not from Cunk on Earth, or any other mockumentary. This is an actual subtitle from a documentary about owls.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Nope, this is not from Cunk on Earth, or any other mockumentary. This is an actual subtitle from a documentary about owls.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
I noticed the captions were off, but this is next level enshittification.
I mean, they’re not wrong. Owls probably don’t have bullshit idols like us.
Kay, sometime I clean up ok.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Kay, sometime I clean up ok.
Literally every person right now who has tied their life and politcal career to licking trump’s tiny little shit covered boot.
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Literally every person right now who has tied their life and politcal career to licking trump’s tiny little shit covered boot.
The “won’t someone think of the children! Drag queens are groomers!” crowd is suddenly trying to say that “ehhhhhh maybe pedophiles are just misunderstood.”
My cats do not agree.
My cats do not agree.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The “won’t someone think of the children! Drag queens are groomers!” crowd is suddenly trying to say that “ehhhhhh maybe pedophiles are just misunderstood.”
My cats do not agree.
My cats do not agree.
Legally what will happen to me if I stop paying rent. I’m so sick of this shit. I pay for a smoke free living space. That space is violated daily. City of Portland says I need to keep reporting. Meanwhile my crazy neighbor has put up cameras and this on her door, a door only I (not the smoker) see.
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Legally what will happen to me if I stop paying rent. I’m so sick of this shit. I pay for a smoke free living space. That space is violated daily. City of Portland says I need to keep reporting. Meanwhile my crazy neighbor has put up cameras and this on her door, a door only I (not the smoker) see.
Pardner finally cleaned out the dresser and it turns out they had a bunch of great hats and ties this WHOLE TIME? The whole time?!
So I played dress up and we watched Madonna videos from the 90’s.
(I just happened to have a fitted blazer.)
So I played dress up and we watched Madonna videos from the 90’s.
(I just happened to have a fitted blazer.)
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Pardner finally cleaned out the dresser and it turns out they had a bunch of great hats and ties this WHOLE TIME? The whole time?!
So I played dress up and we watched Madonna videos from the 90’s.
(I just happened to have a fitted blazer.)
So I played dress up and we watched Madonna videos from the 90’s.
(I just happened to have a fitted blazer.)
We’ve got this covered
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
We’ve got this covered
If a cringy, pop culture addicted edge lord might think it would be clever to obliquely ape The Simpsons? Maybe thinking it would be clever? Sorry, I just found it too similar.
October 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If a cringy, pop culture addicted edge lord might think it would be clever to obliquely ape The Simpsons? Maybe thinking it would be clever? Sorry, I just found it too similar.
The text I sent to my friend after forgetting we were supposed to work out together and then promptly fell back to sleep:
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The text I sent to my friend after forgetting we were supposed to work out together and then promptly fell back to sleep:
On the other hand, I have a cat who GETS IN THE WATER BOWL TO DRINK & IS OBSESSED WITH THE TOILET. So there’s always a fucking weird semi feral creature wandering the apartment and sometimes it’s wet.
#cats
#cats
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
On the other hand, I have a cat who GETS IN THE WATER BOWL TO DRINK & IS OBSESSED WITH THE TOILET. So there’s always a fucking weird semi feral creature wandering the apartment and sometimes it’s wet.
#cats
#cats
Alt text: I had to be on light duty after minor surgery (impossible for a line cook) so Pardner took me to the beach and then random drives through the forest where I was belted to a seat and couldn’t wiggle or accidentally use my arm.
October 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Alt text: I had to be on light duty after minor surgery (impossible for a line cook) so Pardner took me to the beach and then random drives through the forest where I was belted to a seat and couldn’t wiggle or accidentally use my arm.
Never turn your back on fascism
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Never turn your back on fascism
September 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My teacher friend who has access to a 3D printer made a tiny satellite dish for my cat’s harness. Lord help me not escalate this bizarre fucking situation.
August 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
My teacher friend who has access to a 3D printer made a tiny satellite dish for my cat’s harness. Lord help me not escalate this bizarre fucking situation.
I am making a bold decision that might end up backfiring horribly.
But, if my crazy fucking neighbors think my cat is spying on them
I may as well have some fun.
But, if my crazy fucking neighbors think my cat is spying on them
I may as well have some fun.
August 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I am making a bold decision that might end up backfiring horribly.
But, if my crazy fucking neighbors think my cat is spying on them
I may as well have some fun.
But, if my crazy fucking neighbors think my cat is spying on them
I may as well have some fun.
Broke down and finally bought a big terrarium for a new build. I didn’t know where to fit it.
But I needed a project to work through some grief so I’m making do and totally nerding out on watching a brick of coconut husk absorb water. Need a theme.
This is my life now, apparently.
But I needed a project to work through some grief so I’m making do and totally nerding out on watching a brick of coconut husk absorb water. Need a theme.
This is my life now, apparently.
August 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Broke down and finally bought a big terrarium for a new build. I didn’t know where to fit it.
But I needed a project to work through some grief so I’m making do and totally nerding out on watching a brick of coconut husk absorb water. Need a theme.
This is my life now, apparently.
But I needed a project to work through some grief so I’m making do and totally nerding out on watching a brick of coconut husk absorb water. Need a theme.
This is my life now, apparently.
Trying to decide if I want to buy a new vertical terrarium or do a horizontal build on my 10 gallon tank. My latest rebuild for 4 of my frogs:
August 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trying to decide if I want to buy a new vertical terrarium or do a horizontal build on my 10 gallon tank. My latest rebuild for 4 of my frogs:
Too soon or too late for #caturday I don’t care this asshole lives in my home and he doesn’t pay rent and judges me constantly.
Yer supposed to say there are no bad cats but seriously look at him. He’s the worst cat. He literally taught my dog how to eat out of the trash. And my dog is a cop.
Yer supposed to say there are no bad cats but seriously look at him. He’s the worst cat. He literally taught my dog how to eat out of the trash. And my dog is a cop.
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Too soon or too late for #caturday I don’t care this asshole lives in my home and he doesn’t pay rent and judges me constantly.
Yer supposed to say there are no bad cats but seriously look at him. He’s the worst cat. He literally taught my dog how to eat out of the trash. And my dog is a cop.
Yer supposed to say there are no bad cats but seriously look at him. He’s the worst cat. He literally taught my dog how to eat out of the trash. And my dog is a cop.
I thought I had a few more days with tadpoles before I had to rebuild my 2nd terrarium but alas… one became terrestrial today.
Pardner said that my conversations with it were the best part of their day.
Anywho, here’s my most recent build, for the lil’ frog who could (& future roommates)
Pardner said that my conversations with it were the best part of their day.
Anywho, here’s my most recent build, for the lil’ frog who could (& future roommates)
July 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I thought I had a few more days with tadpoles before I had to rebuild my 2nd terrarium but alas… one became terrestrial today.
Pardner said that my conversations with it were the best part of their day.
Anywho, here’s my most recent build, for the lil’ frog who could (& future roommates)
Pardner said that my conversations with it were the best part of their day.
Anywho, here’s my most recent build, for the lil’ frog who could (& future roommates)