davidyunker
@davidyunker.bsky.social
Happy to be here. Snarky about most everything else.
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important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
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Casual nazi salute on live television
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Casual nazi salute on live television
Cannot believe The Vivienne is dead. Fucking brutal to lose such an incredible talent at 32. 2025 is off to a horrific start
January 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Cannot believe The Vivienne is dead. Fucking brutal to lose such an incredible talent at 32. 2025 is off to a horrific start
Super late this year, but I never forget a tradition. Merry Christmas defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
Do you realize that this is the 12th year we’ve run this series? Time really flies when you don’t have something lodged up your butt. But for those of you who do, read on to see if you made this year’...
defector.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Super late this year, but I never forget a tradition. Merry Christmas defector.com/what-did-we-...
Completed my first session with a personal trainer this morning. Great way to start the break, the week and to build some momentum for 2025.
December 23, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Completed my first session with a personal trainer this morning. Great way to start the break, the week and to build some momentum for 2025.
Columbus is a lovely town. Hope you tip your waiters, waitresses and bartenders 😘. And if you’re on the night southwest flight direct to nashville tomorrow night good luck in the airport.
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Columbus is a lovely town. Hope you tip your waiters, waitresses and bartenders 😘. And if you’re on the night southwest flight direct to nashville tomorrow night good luck in the airport.
Me trying to use the provided wine key to open one of the (assumingly old) bottles of wine in our room is very much the croissant analogy from Veep #iykyk
December 13, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Me trying to use the provided wine key to open one of the (assumingly old) bottles of wine in our room is very much the croissant analogy from Veep #iykyk
This is the twitter-level humor I need over here consistently to permanently leave that place.
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
December 8, 2024 at 12:14 AM
This is the twitter-level humor I need over here consistently to permanently leave that place.
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When she’s right she’s right
December 7, 2024 at 10:19 PM
When she’s right she’s right
Good job, Joe. This is the way. apnews.com/article/bide...
Biden pardons his son Hunter despite previous pledges not to
President Joe Biden has pardoned his son, Hunter, sparing the younger Biden a possible prison sentence for federal felony gun and tax convictions and reversing his past promises not to use the extraor...
apnews.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Good job, Joe. This is the way. apnews.com/article/bide...
Been a Wolverine fan since 1991 because I loved X-Men. Truly the most insane victory in The Game I’ve seen in my lifetime. Ryan Day, you’ve eclipsed John Cooper as my favorite tosu coach of all. 😘💙💛
November 30, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Been a Wolverine fan since 1991 because I loved X-Men. Truly the most insane victory in The Game I’ve seen in my lifetime. Ryan Day, you’ve eclipsed John Cooper as my favorite tosu coach of all. 😘💙💛
I’m so tired of watching the bad guys win.
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
I’m so tired of watching the bad guys win.
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Just hours of feeling like you can’t trust your farts, that’s what I want for them
If Michigan wins that’s awesome, if not, I at least want Day and the fans to be miserable the whole time. Trophy is still so shiny.
November 30, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Just hours of feeling like you can’t trust your farts, that’s what I want for them
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Start putting out the Nikes and making the kool-aid?
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Start putting out the Nikes and making the kool-aid?
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Threads does not miss
I just found out via my Threads account that Matt Gaetz has withdrawn as Attorney General nominee.
November 28, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Threads does not miss
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3 burned alive in a cybertruck after it popped a curb and got wedged between a wall and a tree.
Three Dead, One Injured In Early Morning Fiery Cybertruck Crash In Piedmont
A Tesla Cybertruck jumped a curb, hit a cement wall, and burst into flames just after 3 am Wednesday morning in Piedmont, and three of the four occupants in the car died at the scene.
sfist.com
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 AM
3 burned alive in a cybertruck after it popped a curb and got wedged between a wall and a tree.
The Georgia white receiver pipeline is so wild to me — like where are these men coming from and why is it seemingly only to Georgia?
November 17, 2024 at 3:56 AM
The Georgia white receiver pipeline is so wild to me — like where are these men coming from and why is it seemingly only to Georgia?
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We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
a man with glasses and a mustache is making a funny face and saying yeth .
Alt: Mike Tyson says YES
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
We may not agree about politics or religion,,, but we can all agree that we want Mike Tyson to knock out Jake Paul
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Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
November 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
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All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
November 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.
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