David Wm. Sims
@davidwmsims.bsky.social
Bassist for the Jesus Lizard, Scratch Acid, unFact, and others. Certified Public Accountant, licensed in New York
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Such a funny coincidence! I was walking through the hotel lobby and ran into the guy that murders me in my nightmares.
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ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
ah, perhaps instead of pumping millions into endless factional infighting Dem donors could invest in making local Dem organizations genuine civic spaces that can reach people during and between elections
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At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
At this rate the 2026 Dem meta will be running dead-eyed CIA officers whose campaign ads are just them graphically describing what war crimes they will do to Republicans
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.
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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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October 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
Happy NYC gingko tree puke smell season, for those who celebrate!
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy NYC gingko tree puke smell season, for those who celebrate!
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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Oh no. Someone alert RFK Jr.
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oh no. Someone alert RFK Jr.
Just happily canceled my Disney+/Hulu subscription. Good riddance.
Just happily canceled my Disney+/Hulu subscription. Good riddance.
September 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just happily canceled my Disney+/Hulu subscription. Good riddance.
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dragged out of the library again just for demanding to be shown their forbidden knowledge
June 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
dragged out of the library again just for demanding to be shown their forbidden knowledge
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he's right and he's right to say it
June 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
he's right and he's right to say it
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112 dB at soundcheck. We’re here, Manchester.
January 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
112 dB at soundcheck. We’re here, Manchester.
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Today we start our sold out UK tour. We are really quite excited about this!
January 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Today we start our sold out UK tour. We are really quite excited about this!
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Ipecac Year in Review
the Jesus Lizard
Rack
Sept 13 2024
tjl.lnk.to/rack
One of the most exciting ways we celebrated our 25th Anniversary was by welcoming the Jesus Lizard to the Ipecac roster with their first album in decades, and it was worth the wait! @thejesuslizard.bsky.social
the Jesus Lizard
Rack
Sept 13 2024
tjl.lnk.to/rack
One of the most exciting ways we celebrated our 25th Anniversary was by welcoming the Jesus Lizard to the Ipecac roster with their first album in decades, and it was worth the wait! @thejesuslizard.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Ipecac Year in Review
the Jesus Lizard
Rack
Sept 13 2024
tjl.lnk.to/rack
One of the most exciting ways we celebrated our 25th Anniversary was by welcoming the Jesus Lizard to the Ipecac roster with their first album in decades, and it was worth the wait! @thejesuslizard.bsky.social
the Jesus Lizard
Rack
Sept 13 2024
tjl.lnk.to/rack
One of the most exciting ways we celebrated our 25th Anniversary was by welcoming the Jesus Lizard to the Ipecac roster with their first album in decades, and it was worth the wait! @thejesuslizard.bsky.social
The pedals grooving to some Mac McNeilly
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
The pedals grooving to some Mac McNeilly
The! The! The Jesus Lizard, ffs.
December 12, 2024 at 5:09 PM
The! The! The Jesus Lizard, ffs.