David
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el vicepresidente pedófilo: quien de vosotros es bill clinton, tengo un indulto presidencial para liberarle

woody allen: eeeh, yo, yo soy bill clinton

bill clinton: eh, yo soy bill clinton

el príncipe andrés: yo soy bill clinton y mi mujer también
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Yo de verdad que ya no puedo con este hombre. Le respeto como artista y entiendo que es una adaptación y tal pero esto ya es de risa, que no sale ni Mario, por Dios.
The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is here 👀

In theaters July 17, 2026
December 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Santa Is Now Using AI
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Plus if I see AI on the cover I'll assume the writing was AI too and I'm not gonna touch that with a ten foot pole. There are way too many real books to read instead.
April 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Enter the Casablancaverse
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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wow who was he up against
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Important to note that the reason RAM is more expensive isn't because OpenAI is ransacking store shelves and buying all the retail stock.

They aren't using those. Instead "AI" companies dumped an insane amount of money on RAM manufacturers to tie up their production lines with parts "AI" needs.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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El capitalismo desatado se apropia incluso del cielo.
Como se proyecta que en el futuro habrá 560.000 satélites en órbita, los investigadores calculan que contaminarían aproximadamente el 39,6% de las imágenes del Hubble y el 96% de las imágenes de los otros tres telescopios espaciales. Aquí se ve bastante claro: www.eldiario.es/sociedad/inv...
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Edvard Munch’s The Sun, 1909
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Yo entiendo el impulso de querer volver a tuiter (o a Tuenti en 2009), pero esos sitios ya no existen. Somos Ulises, han pasado veinte años, hay gorrones haciendo banquetes en nuestro salón y bebiéndose nuestro vino. No hay a donde volver
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Días sin que algún ministerio haga el ridículo con la IA: 0.

¡A ver cuándo llegamos a tres!
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November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Te imputa preventivamente por un delito gravísimo, te hace pagar un abogado y un procurador, durante semanas sufres pena de telediario manchando tu nombre para siempre y según entras en el juzgado te hace 2 preguntas y decreta el libre sobreseimiento. Si esto no es lawfare que venga Dios y lo vea...
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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RIP Tatsuya Nakadai

One of the best to ever do it. An expert at being a wild-eyed, haunted weirdo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Acuarela de flores rosas en maceta azul. Qué gusto pintar lo que sea, en pequeña medida sin demasiado detalle
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM