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Dave Maulding
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he/him Macro-nihilist/micro-optimist. More Left all the time.
GodlessCog on XBL & Twitch. (Not a streamer.) pro-Mental Health
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FYI *not* punching a nazi in the face is actually treason.

Punching nazis is our patriotic duty to our country.
January 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating
January 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I think the reason so many in the comics industry weren't saying shit about Gaiman is because they were holding out hope they'd get to work with him one day.

1. Sorry to break it to you, that wasn't ever happening anyway.
2. If you still want to work with him go fuck yourself.
January 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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You will never succeed at fighting right wing disinfo with facts. Right wingers believe the first thing they hear & they'll believe it for life. They'll fight to the death about some inconsequential bullshit they just heard 5 seconds ago. You beat them by calling them weird assholes & isolating them
January 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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The Onion is on their game... 🎩 Well done y'all.
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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“Don’t you feel like fighting AI is a losing battle?”

Yeah I mean maybe? When it can actually do all the crap they’re pretending it can do?

My fight isn’t against AI. It’s against con artists. Tech bros running speculation scams. CEO’s. Fake gurus. Lazy hacks.

My fight is with human shitlords.
December 14, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Besides being the face of holiday capitalism, Santa is kind of a CEO right? Chief Elf Officer.
December 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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When Fascism comes to America it'll be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross;

When revolution comes to America it'll be wearing a Guy Fawks mask and a Luigi hat

/we are not a serious country
December 11, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?
December 11, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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More specifically, Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day is also the day gay marriage was legalized in Washington State. Three years before it became legal nationwide.

Gay marriage has been legal in the United States for less than a decade. It’s newer than this monkey meme. Sit with that a spell.
December 10, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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Chuck Schumer should immediately announce Democrats will accede to Trump's wishes here and do away with the Electoral College once and for all.

Here's that bipartisan push the pundits are looking for. Let's go!
um what’re we doin here
December 10, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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jesus christ he was hiding in plain sight
December 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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i just emailed NYPD:
December 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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Incredible police work here
NYPD Chief of Detectives Joe Kenny: His writings show “suspect does seem to have some ill-will toward corporate America.”
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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i have plenty of thoughts on why it matters that this is an illegal order but here i’ll just comment that i think liberals who throw their hands up and say “it doesn’t matter” have self lobotomized themselves into thinking that trump is god king of america
Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents
December 8, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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NEW: Human rights organization Amnesty International has released a 296-page report concluding that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.

The group joins Holocaust historians, United Nations experts, and a growing number of nations worldwide in doing so.
BREAKING: Amnesty Concludes Israel Is Committing Genocide
“We will look back and say, ‘Why did we not do more earlier?” Amnesty's director tells Zeteo.
zeteo.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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For humanity to survive, the next president must have a favorite Ninja Turtle.
November 24, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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Assert your superiority by only eating your own dish at the potluck and not sharing
November 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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every one of those op-ed columnists has spent years building up a follower list on twitter, many of whom left, and so they are angry because you owe them your attention ad to help them get paid, your entire existence is to facilitate their need to put in as little effort as possible, know your place
Step 1: Elon takes over Twitter, unbans and amplifies the worst white nationalist posters, methodically turns it into a right wing echo chamber.

Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse.

Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
November 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM