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Dave Hölle
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Willkommen in der Hölle! Nett, dich kennenzulernen. Ich hoffe, wir können Freunde sein.
Where’d the couch f*cker go?
June 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
theonion.com/report-...
May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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my vision of the future of the internet

Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell the computer "Print out ten million dollars. Write a bestselling novel about a guy who's really cool. Also create a lady Weird Science-style but she's anime real life."

When I go to sleep, the AI agent kills me
Wouldn't do this in a million years
May 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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the book hype will continue until sales improve
May 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com another stellar report. Kudos to you and your journalistic staff.
May 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com welcome back. Good to see you. Any tie is fine.
April 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Karoline Leavitt has the energy of a Prom Queen terrified her abortion secret will get out
March 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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You can listen to the MeidasTouch Podcast on Apple Podcasts and Spotify:

Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/34NcOzU...
The MeidasTouch Podcast
Politics Podcast · 1,697 Episodes · Updated Daily
podcasts.apple.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Holy shit.

You have to see Real World Sean (Secretary of Transportation) deservedly get his butt booed-

Hard to believe this is a Cabinet Secretary in the United States of America.

We’ve had aviation tragedy after tragedy since he’s been sworn in.
🚨 NEW: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy went to California for a photo op against a state-federal high-speed rail project. Instead, he was drowned out by boos as crowds rallied for the project. Maybe he should focus on keeping planes in the sky instead of staging stunts for the Dear Leader.
February 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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JFC! We’ve got a teenager with full access to the State Department’s data—one who joked about wiping servers after getting fired for leaking a security firm’s info to a competitor.

What could go possibly wrong—except permanent damage to our top national secrets and the trust of our allies.
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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This is — literally — unheard of in federal prosecutions.

We can’t prosecute him because he’s a candidate for office? Wow.
Justice officials tell prosecutors to drop charges against N.Y. Mayor Eric Adams
A top Justice official said New York Mayor Eric Adams should not have to face trial given his reelection campaign and the fight against crime and illegal immigration.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Pro tip for anyone working in cybersecurity: blame any leak that is obviously your company’s fault on DOGE being compromised instead.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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America Files For IPO
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Governor JB Pritzker signs order banning January 6 convicts from State Government Employment.
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This is what Facebook/Meta said at the time: "We are appalled by the violence at the Capitol today. We are treating these events as an emergency."

Someone should ask Zuckerberg if he's now ok with the Capitol insurrection and Trump's role in it, including using Meta platforms.
Meta to pay Trump $25 million settlement for shutting his accounts after Jan. 6
$22 million will go toward a fund for Trump's presidential library.
www.axios.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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📌I've found that generally if they are wearing a cross, they are lying to you ...
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Good.

Learn more about your rights when approached by ICE at
www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
OMG I’ve never laughed harder at a porn bit rotfl
January 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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California makes all the food this country eats and all the clothes this country wears in addition to paying more federal taxes than anyone else. Want to cut us off? OK. Good luck with the tariffs and trying to get cheap produce and goods from Mexico and Canada without us!
HANNITY: Are you saying that California, if they continue to aid and abet lawbreaking and harbor illegal immigrants, money from DC gets cut off?

MIKE JOHNSON: Yeah. We're talking about conditions to this disaster aid.
January 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Right on, California!

Every state should be suing Donald Trump over ending birthright citizenship—he has no authority to unilaterally change the U.S. Constitution.

Also, ‘constitutional conservatives’, where you at⁉️
January 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Putin is gleeful.
Military observer Roman Bochkala reports a major shakeup in the Pentagon's Ukraine team: all officials responsible for the Ukrainian track have been fired, suspended, or reassigned.

Bochkala calls it a "complete reboot" with a "new format of relations."
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM