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Tianaman Tanks Announced As Grand Marshals Of President’s Military Parade
June 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Tianaman Tanks Announced As Grand Marshals Of President’s Military Parade
Trump Demands ‘Major Investigation’ Into Every Member Of Band Aid
May 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Trump Demands ‘Major Investigation’ Into Every Member Of Band Aid
President Christens Qatar Force One With Constitution
May 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
President Christens Qatar Force One With Constitution
Vatican Applebee’s Conclave Elects New Jalapeño Poper
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Vatican Applebee’s Conclave Elects New Jalapeño Poper
Strange Men Lying About Photoshop Is No Basis For A System Of Government
May 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Strange Men Lying About Photoshop Is No Basis For A System Of Government
DOGE Fires Conclave, Announces “Habemus Trumpam”.
April 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
DOGE Fires Conclave, Announces “Habemus Trumpam”.
$5000 Baby Bonus Musk’s Plans To Bilk Gov’t Out Of Millions
April 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
$5000 Baby Bonus Musk’s Plans To Bilk Gov’t Out Of Millions
Kanye Comes Out As Jewish
April 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kanye Comes Out As Jewish
Teal Stock Drops 71% As Brand Faces Stiffer Competition From CEO’s Ego
April 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Teal Stock Drops 71% As Brand Faces Stiffer Competition From CEO’s Ego
Immigrant Deported To El Salvation
April 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Immigrant Deported To El Salvation
Jesus Rises, Looks Around, Takes A Knee
April 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Jesus Rises, Looks Around, Takes A Knee
President Accidentally Calls Out Trudeau’s Name In Middle Of Passionate Détente With New Boyfriend
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
President Accidentally Calls Out Trudeau’s Name In Middle Of Passionate Détente With New Boyfriend
America To Replace Fluoride In Drinking Water With Arsenic, Mercury, Selenium, Cadmium, And Thallium From Coal Ash
April 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
America To Replace Fluoride In Drinking Water With Arsenic, Mercury, Selenium, Cadmium, And Thallium From Coal Ash
Tariffs Won’t Impact Average U.S. Household As Most Guns Still Made In America
April 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Tariffs Won’t Impact Average U.S. Household As Most Guns Still Made In America
Trump Imposes Sweeping Tearoffs
April 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Trump Imposes Sweeping Tearoffs
Musk Gives Away $1 Million Checks To People Who Attend His Birthday Party
March 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Musk Gives Away $1 Million Checks To People Who Attend His Birthday Party
National Zoo Deports Immigrant Animals
March 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
National Zoo Deports Immigrant Animals
Group Chat Receives Classified, Highly-Sensitive Dick Pic
March 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Group Chat Receives Classified, Highly-Sensitive Dick Pic
Tesla’s Faulty Battery Engineers Charged With Domestic Terrorism
March 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Tesla’s Faulty Battery Engineers Charged With Domestic Terrorism
Forever 21 Moves Back Into Parents’ House
March 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Forever 21 Moves Back Into Parents’ House
White House Replaces All Electrical Outlets With Teslas
March 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
White House Replaces All Electrical Outlets With Teslas
FBI Reassigns All Cybersecurity Agents To Cybertrucksecurity
March 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
FBI Reassigns All Cybersecurity Agents To Cybertrucksecurity
President Issues Executive Lunch Order
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
President Issues Executive Lunch Order
Canada Rebrands As Blueskynada
March 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Canada Rebrands As Blueskynada
Egg Trafficker Smuggles Supply Inside Hen
March 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Egg Trafficker Smuggles Supply Inside Hen