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Dave Church
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Baseball, rants, dad jokes. Now bluer!
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Now THIS????

is a white man!

this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Who Could Have Known

(Anyone, literally anyone could have known)
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I hope that young Albertans coming into voting age never forget that Danielle Smith targeted their schools, their friends, and the health & wellbeing of vulnerable teens just to score a 2% favorability swing among the most openly disgusting losers you've ever met
November 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
finally they figure out the Tush Push, just rip the ball out
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hearing that Louis Varland is getting up in the bullpen and stretching
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Nikola Jokic's last 10 games: 29.9 points, 13.1 rebounds, 11 assists, 1.9 steals, 0.7 blocks, 3.1 turnovers, *.734* from the field, *.562* from three, .867 from the line. Been thinking for a while he's the greatest offensive player in history and headed for top three all time, but this is hilarious
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It's Been A Day To Enjoy, but until something actually happens, everything is building to the biggest "Ah. well. Nevertheless," moment for ol' Donny Trump that we've seen
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Firm agree. Sports are sponsored by alcohol, too, but you don't hear the broadcasters going on about which Budweiser pairs up with which ballpark food, etc. Booze ad reads are obvious (and fair, IMO), but gambling content has become insidious and part of the shows. I hate it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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just a heads up to y'all, if you come into my mentions with a "please read this" that links to something AI-generated i'm a) not gonna read it and b) conclude, correctly, that you're a moron
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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This story Presented by fan duel and now let’s go to the draft kings studio for more analysis and the update betting line for jail time
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is it weird to think the Jays missed Santander a bit in the World Series? Like, the ideal version of him, not what he was this year?
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
As we get into Transactions Season, the pedant in me is begging for people to know the difference between "resign" and "re-sign"
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Old friend alert
LF Billy McKinney elected free agency.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wow! Didn't expect that. Might work out well for everyone, he gets to rebuild his value, Jays get a badly needed rotation piece
Shane Bieber will opt into his one-year, $16M player option with the Blue Jays, keeping him in Toronto for the 2026 season. 🙌

(H/T Jon Heyman, @nypost)
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Good update on the “new” product diversion strategy for losing teams’ championship merchandise. This has been in place since 2017, they don’t distribute it through World Vision anymore.
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Buddy at work took his wife to the ER this weekend and waited 16 hours, baseball sadness morphed pretty quick into unquenchable rage at the Alberta government's dismantling of health care
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM