Dave Church
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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Firm agree. Sports are sponsored by alcohol, too, but you don't hear the broadcasters going on about which Budweiser pairs up with which ballpark food, etc. Booze ad reads are obvious (and fair, IMO), but gambling content has become insidious and part of the shows. I hate it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Firm agree. Sports are sponsored by alcohol, too, but you don't hear the broadcasters going on about which Budweiser pairs up with which ballpark food, etc. Booze ad reads are obvious (and fair, IMO), but gambling content has become insidious and part of the shows. I hate it.
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Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Here’s how a 50-year mortgage would work
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Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Yeah it seems like the best political move is to give into this guy
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just a heads up to y'all, if you come into my mentions with a "please read this" that links to something AI-generated i'm a) not gonna read it and b) conclude, correctly, that you're a moron
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
just a heads up to y'all, if you come into my mentions with a "please read this" that links to something AI-generated i'm a) not gonna read it and b) conclude, correctly, that you're a moron
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This story Presented by fan duel and now let’s go to the draft kings studio for more analysis and the update betting line for jail time
Guardians' Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on charges linked to illegal sports betting
Guardians' Emmanuel Clase, Luis Ortiz indicted on charges linked to illegal sports betting
Ortiz was arrested Sunday in Boston and will appear in court Monday. Clase was not in custody as of early Sunday afternoon.
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This story Presented by fan duel and now let’s go to the draft kings studio for more analysis and the update betting line for jail time
Is it weird to think the Jays missed Santander a bit in the World Series? Like, the ideal version of him, not what he was this year?
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is it weird to think the Jays missed Santander a bit in the World Series? Like, the ideal version of him, not what he was this year?
As we get into Transactions Season, the pedant in me is begging for people to know the difference between "resign" and "re-sign"
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
As we get into Transactions Season, the pedant in me is begging for people to know the difference between "resign" and "re-sign"
Old friend alert
LF Billy McKinney elected free agency.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Old friend alert
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Wow! Didn't expect that. Might work out well for everyone, he gets to rebuild his value, Jays get a badly needed rotation piece
Shane Bieber will opt into his one-year, $16M player option with the Blue Jays, keeping him in Toronto for the 2026 season. 🙌
(H/T Jon Heyman, @nypost)
(H/T Jon Heyman, @nypost)
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Wow! Didn't expect that. Might work out well for everyone, he gets to rebuild his value, Jays get a badly needed rotation piece
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Good update on the “new” product diversion strategy for losing teams’ championship merchandise. This has been in place since 2017, they don’t distribute it through World Vision anymore.
Somewhere in a Rogers Centre storage room are boxes and boxes of unopened Toronto Blue Jays 2025 World Series Champs caps, t-shirts and more... So what happens to it now? The answer: news.sportslogos.net/2025/11/04/w...
What Happens to the Championship Merchandise of the Teams that Lose?
Somewhere at Rogers Centre there are piles of boxes full of Toronto Blue Jays 2025 World Series Champions caps and hats. So what happens to all of it now?
news.sportslogos.net
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Good update on the “new” product diversion strategy for losing teams’ championship merchandise. This has been in place since 2017, they don’t distribute it through World Vision anymore.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
Buddy at work took his wife to the ER this weekend and waited 16 hours, baseball sadness morphed pretty quick into unquenchable rage at the Alberta government's dismantling of health care
November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Buddy at work took his wife to the ER this weekend and waited 16 hours, baseball sadness morphed pretty quick into unquenchable rage at the Alberta government's dismantling of health care
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You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
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I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I don't need to use chatGPT because as a cis white man, I already say things with 100% confidence and 60% accuracy
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for continuity: currently at a diner eating breakfast choking up every time a person in jays gear walks by while “still the one” plays
this week’s BASKETBALL FEELINGS is about baseball
This moonlighting
How joy and generosity of feeling are held and expressed in high stakes baseball versus basketball.
www.basketballfeelings.com
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
for continuity: currently at a diner eating breakfast choking up every time a person in jays gear walks by while “still the one” plays
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History plays out very differently if the Braves agree to give Freeman the extra year and the Red Sox don't drop Mookie in a salary dump and instead pay an MVP still in his 20s a deal they should have tripped over themselves agreeing to once he asked for it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
History plays out very differently if the Braves agree to give Freeman the extra year and the Red Sox don't drop Mookie in a salary dump and instead pay an MVP still in his 20s a deal they should have tripped over themselves agreeing to once he asked for it.
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Whatever you're feeling right now is totally warranted.
As always. Don't let anyone else tell you how to be a fan of baseball.
As always. Don't let anyone else tell you how to be a fan of baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Whatever you're feeling right now is totally warranted.
As always. Don't let anyone else tell you how to be a fan of baseball.
As always. Don't let anyone else tell you how to be a fan of baseball.
I don't know. I'm not ready to be anything but sad yet. Tough one, but there's no game tomorrow, and the path back is hard.
What a season, but... man, they were so close. It sucks.
What a season, but... man, they were so close. It sucks.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I don't know. I'm not ready to be anything but sad yet. Tough one, but there's no game tomorrow, and the path back is hard.
What a season, but... man, they were so close. It sucks.
What a season, but... man, they were so close. It sucks.
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Dodgers winning obviously sucks but Yamamoto just did some legend shit, gotta give it up for that
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Dodgers winning obviously sucks but Yamamoto just did some legend shit, gotta give it up for that
The one thing Kirk couldn't do there. Rats.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The one thing Kirk couldn't do there. Rats.
Welp. Going to be fun to look back on, but crappy right now. Thanks for the ride, friends.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Welp. Going to be fun to look back on, but crappy right now. Thanks for the ride, friends.