Sam
@datwizzerd.bsky.social
She/her, the highly suggestible type.
Wanna be Switch buds? My friend code is SW-7704-2275-2222
Wanna be Switch buds? My friend code is SW-7704-2275-2222
Sour brite crawlers are an insane mood lift for me. On a level I probably need to examine psychologically
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sour brite crawlers are an insane mood lift for me. On a level I probably need to examine psychologically
*wipes away single tear*
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
*wipes away single tear*
For my future reference, is there a “Should I watch this on a plane” site, because I FUCKED UP on that front tonight
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
For my future reference, is there a “Should I watch this on a plane” site, because I FUCKED UP on that front tonight
oh no why
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are expected to fire Nico Harrison, sources tell The Athletic.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
The former Nike executive drove the decision to trade Luka Dončić to the Los Angeles Lakers eight months after Dončić led Dallas to an NBA Finals appearance.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
oh no why
I so enjoy that Vince Gilligan loves making shows in my weird town, and that even better, they’re fucking good
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I so enjoy that Vince Gilligan loves making shows in my weird town, and that even better, they’re fucking good
I guess to have the courage of your convictions, you must first have convictions
Sen. Kaine on his vote for funding deal
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
“I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct. 1, because I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed federal worker would say to me at church”
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I guess to have the courage of your convictions, you must first have convictions
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“Darren White is allowing us to take the gloves off! WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!”
“Who gave them permission to feed the homeless at all?”
- an #ABQ APD email, 2010, just before our police began arresting volunteers who were feeding our homeless.
Ah, #Albuquerque, remember the Darren White Era?:
“Who gave them permission to feed the homeless at all?”
- an #ABQ APD email, 2010, just before our police began arresting volunteers who were feeding our homeless.
Ah, #Albuquerque, remember the Darren White Era?:
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Darren White is allowing us to take the gloves off! WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!”
“Who gave them permission to feed the homeless at all?”
- an #ABQ APD email, 2010, just before our police began arresting volunteers who were feeding our homeless.
Ah, #Albuquerque, remember the Darren White Era?:
“Who gave them permission to feed the homeless at all?”
- an #ABQ APD email, 2010, just before our police began arresting volunteers who were feeding our homeless.
Ah, #Albuquerque, remember the Darren White Era?:
Sorry to keep just doing fucking memes but my higher functions are not doing great, from rage
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sorry to keep just doing fucking memes but my higher functions are not doing great, from rage
“It’s costing them votes, and that’s sad, so I’m kicking them mine”
Even President Trump agrees: the Republican shutdown is costing them votes.
Americans facing rising costs are fed up with House Republicans who haven’t shown up to work in almost seven weeks and a President who is too busy building his ballroom to notice.
Americans facing rising costs are fed up with House Republicans who haven’t shown up to work in almost seven weeks and a President who is too busy building his ballroom to notice.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“It’s costing them votes, and that’s sad, so I’m kicking them mine”
Back to Niners/Rams audio, congrats to the world finding someone on commentary who would piss me off way more than Tom Brady
November 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Back to Niners/Rams audio, congrats to the world finding someone on commentary who would piss me off way more than Tom Brady
Does he think Kenny Albert works for the Commanders and not Fox?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Does he think Kenny Albert works for the Commanders and not Fox?
“Mmhm. So you say that these are no ordinary beans, but magic beans? Intriguing.”
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Mmhm. So you say that these are no ordinary beans, but magic beans? Intriguing.”
Smoltz is an absolute energy vampire, Jesus Christ
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Smoltz is an absolute energy vampire, Jesus Christ
Stop telling me A-list celebrities care about deals or miles or how much their phone plan costs! They do not!!
November 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stop telling me A-list celebrities care about deals or miles or how much their phone plan costs! They do not!!
Lou Heaultz
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Lou Heaultz
If there's such a thing as a Poppy Fields Music Video, this is it for me. Mesmerizing
had a paradigm-shifting realization weeks ago that the guy doing the vocals is probably the same "only guy in the studio who speaks english without an accent" from tommy seebach's version of "apache"
Tommy Seebach & The Seebach Band - Apache - Video 1977
YouTube video by frede olsen
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If there's such a thing as a Poppy Fields Music Video, this is it for me. Mesmerizing
God yes
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
God yes
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Yoooo ABQ! Burqueños 505 #NMTrue . Share these around if you have the cash go spend money and make sure they know you are there because they are feeding people!
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yoooo ABQ! Burqueños 505 #NMTrue . Share these around if you have the cash go spend money and make sure they know you are there because they are feeding people!
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hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
hello! my friend was assaulted and threatened by federal agents for the crime of "not liking them". please help him sue the shit out of these fascist thugs chuffed.org/project/free...
Finally, thank you, Pick Jesus
October 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Finally, thank you, Pick Jesus
The poetry major and “poetry podcaster” whiffing on a clue about The Iliad is giving me life, because I am a mean bitch
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The poetry major and “poetry podcaster” whiffing on a clue about The Iliad is giving me life, because I am a mean bitch
It says something sad about me how happy I was that the ER finale brought the old credits back
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It says something sad about me how happy I was that the ER finale brought the old credits back
No thanks!
Jeff Daniels broke out the acoustic guitar on MSNBC to perform an original protest song that was inspired by the “No Kings” protests against Donald Trump.
Watch ↓
Watch ↓
Jeff Daniels Copes With a 'Crazy World' on New Song Inspired by Anti-Trump Protests
bit.ly
October 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No thanks!