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Sam
@datwizzerd.bsky.social
She/her, the highly suggestible type.

Wanna be Switch buds? My friend code is SW-7704-2275-2222
Sorry to keep just doing fucking memes but my higher functions are not doing great, from rage
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Greg Olsen to Wentz on that drive
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I remember Uncle Baby Billy dressing better than this
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My grapevines decided they’re going OFF
July 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Well fucking obviously I got this
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Same vibes
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wanna thank Pharm School for my smokin’ hot wife
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
June 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Kolaches, attempt 1: not bad
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
May 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Monte Cristo* Monday! Leftover French toast, leftover bacon, ham , turkey, cheddar, and peach butter.

* ish. Ingredients are what I had around. Didn’t deep fry it, who has time for that for one sandwich?
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
April 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Didn’t think they were gonna do La Soldier but then bam second encore
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
April 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Every member of Blondie in the Atomic video looks like a different iteration of The Doctor
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My pup is at the vet all day for a tooth extraction (he did great), but in his absence I am basically this
February 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
February 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM