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Sam
@datwizzerd.bsky.social
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She/her, the highly suggestible type.

Wanna be Switch buds? My friend code is SW-7704-2275-2222
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Sorry to keep just doing fucking memes but my higher functions are not doing great, from rage
Rodd and Todd Flanders, two curly-haired boys, are praying at their bedside, thanking God for sending Lisa to protect them from the moth He sent.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Dipper, a boy in a baseball cap and vest, holding a fake currency and cheerfully saying, “This is worthless!”
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Greg Olsen to Wentz on that drive
Krusty the Clown, sitting on a couch and watching his TV, which is showing a Harlem Globetrotters game. Krusty gestures in disbelief at how bad the Washington Generals are.
October 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Robbie being told in The Wedding Singer to come back inside because “They’re starting to turn on George”
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Sourdough Sam, in front of the Golden Gate Bridge on a rainy day, proclaiming he would like to die
October 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Homer Simpson, holding a written note from Ned Flanders and telling Marge, “Oh, geez. He actually wrote ‘diddly.’”
September 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Panel 1: Wolverine, wearing a 49ers cap and lying on his bed cradling a framed photo. Panel 2: The photo is of Robbie Gould
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I remember Uncle Baby Billy dressing better than this
Steve Mariucci on NFL Gameday, in a boring blue suit and very white hair
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My grapevines decided they’re going OFF
Several bunches of small grapes, from dark purple to pale green, in a yellow colander
July 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Well fucking obviously I got this
A cocktail menu page which reads: “Silence Glaive Surprise (You Too Can Be a Sailor Guardian): Strawberry Gin, Calvados Apple Brandy, Starfruit, Orgeat, Falernum, Lemon Juice” The cocktail described in the prior image, pale yellow with a slice of starfruit and cherry as garnish, on a dark wooden countertop
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Same vibes
Bart Simpson, in his Serious Newsman slacks and blazer, holding a microphone while standing in front of an old man who has stitched together a flag out of old clothes. "If you run this up the flagpole, I'll salute."
July 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I wanna thank Pharm School for my smokin’ hot wife
The pastor who did the Boogity Boogity Boogity Amen convocation at NASCAR like a million years ago
June 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Homer Simpson with each arm stuck inside a different vending machine, as the emergency responders ask him if he’s still holding onto the can inside.
June 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Bart Simpson rubbing his face in a discombobulated way and blurting out “Overload! Pleasure overload!” Which I literally did myself on seeing sopping wet JD Vance get no-sold by a crowd inclined to like him
June 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Kolaches, attempt 1: not bad
A kolache with cheese and raspberry filling gripped in my little paw
May 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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John Roberts with his stupid little glasses and his stupid little frowny smirk with a text bubble framing the quote tweet, by another stupid asshole with stupid glasses and a stupid frowny smirk, incidentally
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Monte Cristo* Monday! Leftover French toast, leftover bacon, ham , turkey, cheddar, and peach butter.

* ish. Ingredients are what I had around. Didn’t deep fry it, who has time for that for one sandwich?
A photo of my sandwich, otherwise described in the post, on a white plate with a side of peach butter
April 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Krusty the Clown bursting into Springfield’s Town Hall, carrying two suitcases, immediately after Mr. Burns has activated his sun-blocking device and left the townsfolk incandescently angry. “Hey, hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks. Did I miss anything?” I have changed “in Reno” to “on a plane” and “six weeks” to “two hours” because *gestures at everything*
April 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Didn’t think they were gonna do La Soldier but then bam second encore
Sailor Moon Super Live, Usagi and the crew taking their curtain call
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Screencap from Simpsons season 4 episode 7, "Marge Gets a Job," in which Mr. Burns implements changes for worker morale at Marge's suggestion, leading to a man who had previously been stroking a shotgun at his desk now stroking the same shotgun while wearing a "fun" propeller beanie
April 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Every member of Blondie in the Atomic video looks like a different iteration of The Doctor
Debbie Harry in sunglasses, a garbage bag trenchcoat, yellow opera gloves, and a yellow t-shirt, she looks amazing Guitarist and bassist for Blondie, one in a yellow tuxedo shirt and giant black bow tie, the other in a pink jacket and John Lennon glasses The drummer for Blondie, maybe the most The Doctor of them all, in a yellow rubber raincoat and white mock turtleneck with a target on it
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Superintendent Chalmers, jumping up from the dining table and pointing at Principal Skinner's kitchen door, past which he has glimpsed the fires of damnation, shouting, "Good lord! What is happening in there?"
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My pup is at the vet all day for a tooth extraction (he did great), but in his absence I am basically this
Marge Simpson sitting at the kitchen island in her high-tech Cypress Creek home, taking one sip of red wine at 9:30 a.m. because she has nothing to occupy her time
February 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Marge holding a package of panty shields and standing over a bag with an enema, a box of condoms, and American Breast Enthusiast magazine.
February 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM