Dash Sean
@dashsean.itch.io
The original all digital bisexual disaster, attempts to slow me down just make me go faster. Failed podcaster. He/Him. The goats were accidental.
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I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
Didn't sleep well last night because I took a nap during the day. Today I paid with it by being very tired all day. Tonight, as my mind ambled slowly toward sleepy town, Anxiety slipped out of a dark ally with a baseball bat and some very pointed comments about me still having a debt.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Didn't sleep well last night because I took a nap during the day. Today I paid with it by being very tired all day. Tonight, as my mind ambled slowly toward sleepy town, Anxiety slipped out of a dark ally with a baseball bat and some very pointed comments about me still having a debt.
In my now seemingly endless quest to play small, inexpensive things on Steam, I tried the Restore Your Island demo.
It was a very pleasant way to blow a couple hours. You pick up trash on a desert island, selling it to get better at picking up trash. 13/10 but I don't know if I'll buy the full ver.
It was a very pleasant way to blow a couple hours. You pick up trash on a desert island, selling it to get better at picking up trash. 13/10 but I don't know if I'll buy the full ver.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
In my now seemingly endless quest to play small, inexpensive things on Steam, I tried the Restore Your Island demo.
It was a very pleasant way to blow a couple hours. You pick up trash on a desert island, selling it to get better at picking up trash. 13/10 but I don't know if I'll buy the full ver.
It was a very pleasant way to blow a couple hours. You pick up trash on a desert island, selling it to get better at picking up trash. 13/10 but I don't know if I'll buy the full ver.
This might be the first time I can recall where the odds on favorite to run the board at the game awards is something I own and love and believe deserves absolutely all the praise.
So, of course, everyone I know online is shitting all over Expedition 33.
So, of course, everyone I know online is shitting all over Expedition 33.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This might be the first time I can recall where the odds on favorite to run the board at the game awards is something I own and love and believe deserves absolutely all the praise.
So, of course, everyone I know online is shitting all over Expedition 33.
So, of course, everyone I know online is shitting all over Expedition 33.
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And we still don’t know where Cranky Kong was on November 22nd 1963
The initial release of Donkey Kong Country is now closer in time to the assassination of John F. Kennedy than today.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
And we still don’t know where Cranky Kong was on November 22nd 1963
Holy shit. I just fended off an anxiety attach that was already starting to make me cry by just like aggressively doing square breathing and meditating on my breath.
I feel like a very weird superhero at the moment.
I feel like a very weird superhero at the moment.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Holy shit. I just fended off an anxiety attach that was already starting to make me cry by just like aggressively doing square breathing and meditating on my breath.
I feel like a very weird superhero at the moment.
I feel like a very weird superhero at the moment.
Based on past box office performance and recent constant trends, I expect the next major big budget Hollywood movie to be announced will star Sydney Sweeney and Jared Leto.
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Based on past box office performance and recent constant trends, I expect the next major big budget Hollywood movie to be announced will star Sydney Sweeney and Jared Leto.
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Imagine going on Steam, seeing Dragon Quest 1&2 HD 2D Remaster, buying it for $60, and then going on to give it a bad review for being based on old games.
Just think of what goes into that purchasing decision.
Galaxy brain stuff.
Just think of what goes into that purchasing decision.
Galaxy brain stuff.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Imagine going on Steam, seeing Dragon Quest 1&2 HD 2D Remaster, buying it for $60, and then going on to give it a bad review for being based on old games.
Just think of what goes into that purchasing decision.
Galaxy brain stuff.
Just think of what goes into that purchasing decision.
Galaxy brain stuff.
The Elder Scrolls Castles gave me a new citizen for the Halloween event and well... Apparently the mission was "body horror"
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The Elder Scrolls Castles gave me a new citizen for the Halloween event and well... Apparently the mission was "body horror"
I know I need to get better at not skipping meals, and better at actually eating every day, but good Lord. Could I please not be uncomfortably full after one decent sized sandwich?
November 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I know I need to get better at not skipping meals, and better at actually eating every day, but good Lord. Could I please not be uncomfortably full after one decent sized sandwich?
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The take-away on Platner should not be to overlook a series of long-standing poor choices and mean/derogatory/sexist/racist comments.
The take-away should be that policy that puts the needs of all of us to the forefront are popular enough that a bad messenger can sell them...so why not push policy?
The take-away should be that policy that puts the needs of all of us to the forefront are popular enough that a bad messenger can sell them...so why not push policy?
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The take-away on Platner should not be to overlook a series of long-standing poor choices and mean/derogatory/sexist/racist comments.
The take-away should be that policy that puts the needs of all of us to the forefront are popular enough that a bad messenger can sell them...so why not push policy?
The take-away should be that policy that puts the needs of all of us to the forefront are popular enough that a bad messenger can sell them...so why not push policy?
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Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
This is such a weird timeline in that one of the biggest boosters of the president and one of his most hated enemies share the fact that both of them used to host The Man Show.
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This is such a weird timeline in that one of the biggest boosters of the president and one of his most hated enemies share the fact that both of them used to host The Man Show.
Anxiety attack so bad it had me puking? That's happened one time since I quit drinking.
Well.
Two, now.
Well.
Two, now.
October 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Anxiety attack so bad it had me puking? That's happened one time since I quit drinking.
Well.
Two, now.
Well.
Two, now.
I'm not sure if this is a sign of middle age or of the world just being total shit, but I've started listening to a true crime podcast because it is less depressing than the news.
October 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm not sure if this is a sign of middle age or of the world just being total shit, but I've started listening to a true crime podcast because it is less depressing than the news.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
I hate to say it, but, speaking as an alcoholic, Pete Hegseth gives us a bad name.
September 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I hate to say it, but, speaking as an alcoholic, Pete Hegseth gives us a bad name.
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1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
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No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men.
The silence is deafening.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Video games were a mistake.
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Video games were a mistake.
Hey baby, are you a ghost hunter? Cause you keep obsessing over shit that isn't real while having a very limited understanding of thermodynamics...
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hey baby, are you a ghost hunter? Cause you keep obsessing over shit that isn't real while having a very limited understanding of thermodynamics...
The worst thing is that if the Rapture does happen, and really does gather up the followers of Christ into heaven, we'll still be stuck with the entire Trump administration down here.
September 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
The worst thing is that if the Rapture does happen, and really does gather up the followers of Christ into heaven, we'll still be stuck with the entire Trump administration down here.
His name is Frank Castle. They call him "The Pun-or play on words-isher"
September 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
His name is Frank Castle. They call him "The Pun-or play on words-isher"
"Hard as nail..."
NO.
"Requires pixel per..."
NO.
"Souls..."
NO.
OK, what's left on Steam... two clicker games and some obvious scams. Huh.
NO.
"Requires pixel per..."
NO.
"Souls..."
NO.
OK, what's left on Steam... two clicker games and some obvious scams. Huh.
September 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Hard as nail..."
NO.
"Requires pixel per..."
NO.
"Souls..."
NO.
OK, what's left on Steam... two clicker games and some obvious scams. Huh.
NO.
"Requires pixel per..."
NO.
"Souls..."
NO.
OK, what's left on Steam... two clicker games and some obvious scams. Huh.
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I think the only two governors who ever followed me on Twitter were Newsom and Spencer Cox, and I feel bad that I’m apparently such a good “craven doofus” follow.
July 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I think the only two governors who ever followed me on Twitter were Newsom and Spencer Cox, and I feel bad that I’m apparently such a good “craven doofus” follow.