If I add up all the President's math, I'm pretty sure they paid you over $7 million to take it.

What is losing the 1992 Presidential Election for your ticket and also destroying your entire political future with a gaffe that wouldn't even register a blip on today's news radar?

What is Robert Evansese?

What are Gondor's calls for aid?

I'd rather people not be nasty about games in general, except in cases where the games financially support a certain overrated bigot British book scribbler lady.

Who is Angela Lansbury-the-body-in-the-garden?

What is The Acme Big Book Of Things That Randomly Fall From The Sky In Any Big City?

I've used square breathing to help me deal with anxiety attacks before, but this is the first time I've ever managed to stop one cold. I didn't honestly believe it was possible. I'm more than a little shaken by the whole thing.

What is "mrrrphgle grrgle bppppbbbbth?"

What is the mysterious 19th United State of Tara?

Who is SUSan Sarandon?

Who was the late, great, Sean Lock, who could probably have made me laugh while playing a wrist so why not?

I ate a breakfast sandwich and then a whole small chicken fries yesterday, my stomach should not be acting like I just emerged from 4 weeks in the desert.