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Ryan
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Going to the U of Utah for your graduate degree after going to BYU for your undergraduate schooling does not make you an “independent”
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Y'all.
Look, no matter how good the AI voice, it hits the uncanny valley for me. This means one of my favorite joys, listening to books, could be taken away. I hate this so much.
May 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I miss Pocket Frogs
May 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In Idaho for a funeral.
May 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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In the 168 days since the UnitedHealth CEO was killed, nearly 32,000 Americans have died due to lack of healthcare. And rather than stop this atrocity, MAGAs are further gutting Medicaid & Medicare.

And too may Americans still have no idea what’s about to happen.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/breaking-r...
As Republicans Try to Gut Medicaid—Here's How You Can Help Stop Them
As you read this Republicans are working hard to serve billionaires—here is what's at stake and two ways we can fight back
www.qasimrashid.com
May 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Just blew an interview. I didn’t realize it was going to be a technical interview because it was only scheduled for 30 minutes.
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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If this were France, or name your country, people would be in the streets and things would be on fire.

In Mexico City, I just saw thousands of teachers ring the federal buildings with encampments for blocks and blocks. They’d brought food and stoves and were in it for the long haul.
May 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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in a sane world a response like this would raise a shitload of questions

instead it is just considered an acceptable answer and the world just moves on to something else
DURBIN: How can we give hope to people across the country who are suffering from so many diseases when our government is cutting back on that research?

RFK Jr: I do not know about any cuts to ALS research

D: I just read them to you!

R: I didn't know about them until you told me about them
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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how much a month to avoid having to hear about AI all the fuckin time google
May 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Bah. "Unfortunately, we have to inform you that, after careful consideration, we have decided to move on with another applicant.
We wish you all the best in your future journey."
May 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I think that's from Richard III.
May 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Someone asked me today if I'm religious.

Joe Biden was just diagnosed with aggressive prostate cancer that's spread to his bones. Donald Trump is supposedly healthy.

So, hell fucking no, I don't believe there's a god.
May 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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If the 14th amendment only covers the children of slaves then the 2nd amendment only covers flintlocks
May 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Remote work was an accommodation that disabled people requested for years before the Covid pandemic

It can allow someone to remain in the workforce longer

When non disabled people needed it, it was arranged seemingly overnight

Now it’s being ripped away from people who desperately need it. Why?
May 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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If you bow to Trump he will only ask for more and more until you're dead and dry and tossed aside. I hope a lesson has been learned.
May 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I’ll wait…👇
May 13, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Oswaldo Cabrera taken off the field in an ambulance after crawling back to home plate on a broken ankle to make sure his run scored. This kid baseballs.
May 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
30 minutes filling out a job application across multiple screens only to be told, "You have already applied for this position."

Cool cool cool.

Maybe hook your shit up so when I submit the first page with my email address it can tell me that.
May 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ben rice grand slam
May 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Cool now do the army
NEW: The U.S. Postal Service posted a net loss of $3.3 billion in this fiscal year’s second quarter mainly due to “significant challenges out of our control,” including workers’ compensation costs, Luke Grossmann, USPS chief financial officer, said at the open session of the governing board meeting
May 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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First reporter to say “You’re the fucking President” gets a book deal minimum
REPORTER: You just announced a new nominee for US Surgeon General who never finished her residency, and is not a practicing physician. So can you explain why you picked her to be America's top doctor?

TRUMP: Because Bobby thought she was fantastic ... I don't know her
May 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM