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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
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Welp the whites are fighting
November 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Welp the whites are fighting
New torture device:
‘Tell em bring another shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniel got a history
There’s party downtown on 5th street
Everybody in the bar get tipsy’
On repeat for 36 hours straight
I’d give up all my secrets. Prob after like 2 hrs
‘Tell em bring another shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniel got a history
There’s party downtown on 5th street
Everybody in the bar get tipsy’
On repeat for 36 hours straight
I’d give up all my secrets. Prob after like 2 hrs
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
New torture device:
‘Tell em bring another shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniel got a history
There’s party downtown on 5th street
Everybody in the bar get tipsy’
On repeat for 36 hours straight
I’d give up all my secrets. Prob after like 2 hrs
‘Tell em bring another shot of whiskey
They know me and Jack Daniel got a history
There’s party downtown on 5th street
Everybody in the bar get tipsy’
On repeat for 36 hours straight
I’d give up all my secrets. Prob after like 2 hrs
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for every successful X-Man theres gotta be a ton of these mutants who just have like, organ failure
June 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
for every successful X-Man theres gotta be a ton of these mutants who just have like, organ failure
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I’m a man’s man.
I like my steak rare, my whiskey straight, and my water sparkling with a hint of citrus.
I like my steak rare, my whiskey straight, and my water sparkling with a hint of citrus.
November 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I’m a man’s man.
I like my steak rare, my whiskey straight, and my water sparkling with a hint of citrus.
I like my steak rare, my whiskey straight, and my water sparkling with a hint of citrus.
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I haven't been paying close attention to the news, but I was very surprised to see that Mike Tyson is going to fight RuPaul.
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
I haven't been paying close attention to the news, but I was very surprised to see that Mike Tyson is going to fight RuPaul.
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
mental health break? you bet it did
Still reeling from “concepts of a plan” being a winning message
November 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Still reeling from “concepts of a plan” being a winning message
White men have cut off their noses to spite their faces.
November 7, 2024 at 10:55 PM
White men have cut off their noses to spite their faces.
Reevaluating everything
November 6, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Reevaluating everything
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I'm headed right now to vote for Kamala Harris. I hope you do too. I don't know how else to put this without sounding too earnest, or like an asshole, but you can't easily undo fascism. I am voting for her and expect to yell at her for good. Only under her administration is that a real possibility.
November 5, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I'm headed right now to vote for Kamala Harris. I hope you do too. I don't know how else to put this without sounding too earnest, or like an asshole, but you can't easily undo fascism. I am voting for her and expect to yell at her for good. Only under her administration is that a real possibility.
Gonna start off with just singular sclerosis and go from there.
November 4, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Gonna start off with just singular sclerosis and go from there.
The flaws that lead to your demise are already baked in
November 1, 2024 at 5:49 AM
The flaws that lead to your demise are already baked in
What I thought I’d be doing today: Watching USC VS UM.
What I’m really doing:
Watching Stephen Sondheim teaching how to sing ‘Send in the Clowns’
What I’m really doing:
Watching Stephen Sondheim teaching how to sing ‘Send in the Clowns’
September 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
What I thought I’d be doing today: Watching USC VS UM.
What I’m really doing:
Watching Stephen Sondheim teaching how to sing ‘Send in the Clowns’
What I’m really doing:
Watching Stephen Sondheim teaching how to sing ‘Send in the Clowns’
Whattup under 2 mill that’s me
September 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Whattup under 2 mill that’s me
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This place feels like 2013 twitter. I loved 2013 twitter
September 6, 2024 at 9:29 AM
This place feels like 2013 twitter. I loved 2013 twitter
Someone asked me for a cigarette on the street and I told them I only had 3 left so I couldn’t spared one. I totally lied. I had like a whole pack.
September 6, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Someone asked me for a cigarette on the street and I told them I only had 3 left so I couldn’t spared one. I totally lied. I had like a whole pack.
Seriously tho what is the difference between jelly and jam?
September 5, 2024 at 10:36 AM
Seriously tho what is the difference between jelly and jam?
“I’m not gonna sugar coat this..”
-me making eggs
-me making eggs
September 5, 2024 at 9:41 AM
“I’m not gonna sugar coat this..”
-me making eggs
-me making eggs
Soooo are these like, still tweets? Feels like tweeting.
July 2, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Soooo are these like, still tweets? Feels like tweeting.
Lot less porn on this one.
July 2, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Lot less porn on this one.