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Butlerian Jihad.

Glasgow.
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look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
December 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
On the ryanair app looking at a booking. Appears to be a bit of Freudian slip revealing what they really think of their customers
December 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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It's a sure sign that someone is a cunt if they don't put the "next customer" bar behind their shopping on the supermarket checkout conveyor.
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Latest weather/general world outlook:
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Worth a share
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 AM
What I'm wearing to the bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I'm safe and I'll learn a strong moral lesson from the experience.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It's OK to have a shower before AND after going to the gym, if that's what it takes. Rocking up unwashed and reeking, then working out and making your BO worse is being a total dick to other members. If you can afford gym fees, you can afford soap and hot water, you stinky fuck.
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Asylum seekers, housed in hotels in Manchester, are reaching out in their own words to address the concerns of the local community.

Please take a minute to read their letter, & share it with the people in your life who need to hear the truth about the people they are protesting.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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NEW: The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print.

If you want to understand how truly ignorant and absent the British media is on Russian interference, read on.

A Kremlin spy scandal, a trove of bikini shots....and still nothing but tumbleweed.
open.substack.com/pub/broligar...
The cleavage shot no UK tabloid will print
Want to understand how deeply weird the British press is on the subject of Russian interference? I have a bikini shot to show you...
open.substack.com
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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I think what most people miss is not having the responsibilities of adulthood.

And the real problem is our current economy is designed to strip all the joy out of life as soon as you're considered legally exploitable by the capitalists.
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
This hits a little too close to home.
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did the BBC just censor Yasmin khan for mentioning genocide and forced starvation? #6music #bbc
September 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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I saw a journalist yesterday saying we need to make space to talk reasonably with the right. And no. No, because they don’t want to talk reasonably, they want to SAY that’s what they want, while continually inciting violence.

Everyone with any kind of power needs to stop playing their nasty game.
Written by a doctor at St Thomas' Hospital, London after the Tommy Robinson march on 13/9.
September 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sickening
This happened in full view of Sky News cameras and a bunch of police just standing there. Why is THIS not on the news all day? Why don't we show people what these thugs are turning the country into? I could only find it on the far right TikTok page that proudly boasted about the incident. SHARE!
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Worth remembering always
September 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Great Yarmouth is set to host the biggest neo-nazi music festival in over a decade. The Home Office has the power to block entry of overseas bands, which will scupper the promoters plans. But they won’t act unless we demand it. Email the Home Office now: hopenothate.org.uk/2025/08/28/g...
Great Yarmouth to Host Britain’s Biggest White Power Concert in Years – HOPE not hate
Great Yarmouth is set to host the largest white power music gig held in the UK for at least 10 years, HOPE not hate can...
hopenothate.org.uk
September 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Huh. Could have weeded that driveway better for a listing...questionable choice of wallpaper, but pretty-stained glass...why is there a...oh God...oh no...please no...*rapid spiral into screaming like Edward Woodward at the end of The Wicker Man*
goose.ski blue @goose.ski · Aug 29
not gonna spoil it. just go look lol
www.realtor.ca
August 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Woof
August 19, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Flexible working

From the latest Private Eye, out now.
July 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Stop using ChatGPT like it’s a search engine, you absolute twits.
July 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
bsky.app/profile/hist...
Pretty much this
Hell, it’s batshit crazy from a computer science perspective. We seem to have replaced Turing Machines with Dunning-Kruger machines.
Look, speaking as a physicist, it is hard for me to put into words how batshit crazy this is.
July 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM