Dan Holdsworth
@danholdsworth.bsky.social
Leeds United fan involved in All Stats Aren't We
Do a little cricket coaching at Thirsk CC and will occasionally discuss politics.
Do a little cricket coaching at Thirsk CC and will occasionally discuss politics.
Respectfully disagree with Josey.
He got out maneuvered by Emery in an even game and we lost. The same happened v Forest, Dyche out thought him at 1-1. No one is hankering after Sean Dyche at Leeds, but it's not hard to find limited managers with better in game management than Farke. #lufc
He got out maneuvered by Emery in an even game and we lost. The same happened v Forest, Dyche out thought him at 1-1. No one is hankering after Sean Dyche at Leeds, but it's not hard to find limited managers with better in game management than Farke. #lufc
Guys, I'm wavering on Farke out. Think he is a decent manager and getting mostly good performances out of us. And although he can be annoying, I'm not confident we'd get in better 😬😬. #lufc
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Respectfully disagree with Josey.
He got out maneuvered by Emery in an even game and we lost. The same happened v Forest, Dyche out thought him at 1-1. No one is hankering after Sean Dyche at Leeds, but it's not hard to find limited managers with better in game management than Farke. #lufc
He got out maneuvered by Emery in an even game and we lost. The same happened v Forest, Dyche out thought him at 1-1. No one is hankering after Sean Dyche at Leeds, but it's not hard to find limited managers with better in game management than Farke. #lufc
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
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I am moving to Dubai because England is so dangerous. www.ft.com/content/9bf6...
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I am moving to Dubai because England is so dangerous. www.ft.com/content/9bf6...
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Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
October 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Makes his own kimchi and likes the warm sound you only get with vinyl.
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This is one thing where honestly we have to return to a kind of vulgar communitarianism. That worldview is a fundamental betrayal of your community.
Reminded of the whole "oh if I knew exactly where my taxes went I'd pay them" as if I didn't get an email with my council tax statement with a link to a webpage that told me exactly how my council tax was being spent
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is one thing where honestly we have to return to a kind of vulgar communitarianism. That worldview is a fundamental betrayal of your community.
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"leftwing" people who hate taxes should be punted deep underground, you are a waste of space without a single iota of exaggeration
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"leftwing" people who hate taxes should be punted deep underground, you are a waste of space without a single iota of exaggeration
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"Haribo declined to comment"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Haribo declined to comment"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Have seen it described as “LinkedIn with stoning”
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Have seen it described as “LinkedIn with stoning”
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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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October 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
🧵
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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Now Starmer has got his big conference speech out of the way, I suspect he'll just carry on as before.
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Now Starmer has got his big conference speech out of the way, I suspect he'll just carry on as before.
This song has been going round in my head dall day. Probably my favorite Blondie song.
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This song has been going round in my head dall day. Probably my favorite Blondie song.
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Join @martincbmriley.bsky.social & @danholdsworth.bsky.social for our review of the 3-1 win over Wolves.
Are our issues with scoring goals fixed? or was this just a one off?
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Are our issues with scoring goals fixed? or was this just a one off?
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Wolverhampton Wanderers(A) Review | All Stats Aren't We
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September 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Join @martincbmriley.bsky.social & @danholdsworth.bsky.social for our review of the 3-1 win over Wolves.
Are our issues with scoring goals fixed? or was this just a one off?
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Are our issues with scoring goals fixed? or was this just a one off?
Live and ad-free for our Patrons below. #LUFC
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You could blame a lack of entrepreneurship upon a lack of finance; too easy opportunities for rent-seeking or rentiership instead; high utility bills; etc. But no, Labour always has to punch down instead. www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
British students lack ‘drive’ of their American peers, says Business Secretary | LBC
The Business Secretary has defended comments he made at a meeting with investors where he said British students lack the ‘drive’ and ‘vigour’ of their American peers.
www.lbc.co.uk
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You could blame a lack of entrepreneurship upon a lack of finance; too easy opportunities for rent-seeking or rentiership instead; high utility bills; etc. But no, Labour always has to punch down instead. www.lbc.co.uk/article/brit...
My dad went through an Enya phase.....
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My dad went through an Enya phase.....
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Join @thostyc.bsky.social and @martincbmriley.bsky.social for our preview of the Wolverhampton Wanderers game, featuring an interview with Dave Azzopardi from @talkingwolves.bsky.social podcast and YouTube channel.
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Wolverhampton Wanders Preview | All Stats Aren't We
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September 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Join @thostyc.bsky.social and @martincbmriley.bsky.social for our preview of the Wolverhampton Wanderers game, featuring an interview with Dave Azzopardi from @talkingwolves.bsky.social podcast and YouTube channel.
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My column in tomorrow's paper:
Starmer and Badenoch are handling the far-right march all wrong
A look back to the days of Enoch Powell suggests a better model
www.ft.com
September 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My column in tomorrow's paper:
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Cried laughing at this
The Ayrshire wedding crasher mystery solved after four years
For years Michelle and John Wylie were puzzled about the presence of a mysterious tall man in a blue suit at their wedding.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Cried laughing at this
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Cackling at the idea of Offa casting his gaze around the globe and coming to the decision that the USA is most like Mercia
So much weird in here, but hard to disagree that the average Saxon would have recognised policies of sinking vessels you don't like the look of, and imprisoning people who look different.
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Cackling at the idea of Offa casting his gaze around the globe and coming to the decision that the USA is most like Mercia
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'Unclear how the US will respond to the return of Saxon England; we'll just have to Hwæt and see.'
September 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
'Unclear how the US will respond to the return of Saxon England; we'll just have to Hwæt and see.'
Racist guy here saying non white British people aren't really British.
I mean I guess in the same way that like... Mexican food is now American.
But I don't think anybody thinks chicken tikka masala is British.
That's Indian cuisine.
India was a British colony.
So the British did what they usually do and steal... But that's not British cuisine.
But I don't think anybody thinks chicken tikka masala is British.
That's Indian cuisine.
India was a British colony.
So the British did what they usually do and steal... But that's not British cuisine.
September 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Racist guy here saying non white British people aren't really British.
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It's all happening at ASAW HQ.
Pablo Tier subscribers, feast your eyes on this read for your lunch break!
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Noah Okafor Scouting Report | All Stats Aren't We
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August 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It's all happening at ASAW HQ.
Pablo Tier subscribers, feast your eyes on this read for your lunch break!
@martincbmriley.bsky.social has done the hard work for you and provided an in-depth scouting report on new boy, Noah Okafor!
www.patreon.com/posts/noah-o...
Pablo Tier subscribers, feast your eyes on this read for your lunch break!
@martincbmriley.bsky.social has done the hard work for you and provided an in-depth scouting report on new boy, Noah Okafor!
www.patreon.com/posts/noah-o...