@dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social
I'm the dude that's playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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Recently, my office got more than 50k back in restitution for employees at two companies guilty of wage theft.
The affordability crisis is enough of an obstacle to putting food on the table and paying bills – nobody should have to worry about their employer trying to scam them on top of it.
The affordability crisis is enough of an obstacle to putting food on the table and paying bills – nobody should have to worry about their employer trying to scam them on top of it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Recently, my office got more than 50k back in restitution for employees at two companies guilty of wage theft.
The affordability crisis is enough of an obstacle to putting food on the table and paying bills – nobody should have to worry about their employer trying to scam them on top of it.
The affordability crisis is enough of an obstacle to putting food on the table and paying bills – nobody should have to worry about their employer trying to scam them on top of it.
One of us thought this photo was a good idea.
Merry Christmas, you guys.
Merry Christmas, you guys.
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
One of us thought this photo was a good idea.
Merry Christmas, you guys.
Merry Christmas, you guys.
And Tiny Tim, who was NOT in the Epstein Files...
#MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmas
December 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And Tiny Tim, who was NOT in the Epstein Files...
#MerryChristmas
#MerryChristmas
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You will be visited by three spirits
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Rewatched it this morning!
🎄🎁
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December 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Rewatched it this morning!
🎄🎁
🎄🎁
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This is my yearly reminder that if you're going through a tough holiday season: it's almost over. You'll get through it. It happens to most of us eventually.
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This is my yearly reminder that if you're going through a tough holiday season: it's almost over. You'll get through it. It happens to most of us eventually.
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Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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“Bari Weiss” sounds like a failed Leinenkugel's seasonal
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Bari Weiss” sounds like a failed Leinenkugel's seasonal
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When Scream came out in 1996. I didn't get in opening weekend, but I did the second weekend. That place was RAUCOUS.
Jurassic Park was also wild as hell. We were mesmerized.
Jurassic Park was also wild as hell. We were mesmerized.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When Scream came out in 1996. I didn't get in opening weekend, but I did the second weekend. That place was RAUCOUS.
Jurassic Park was also wild as hell. We were mesmerized.
Jurassic Park was also wild as hell. We were mesmerized.
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In this cold weather, if you see anyone who is homeless and appears immobile, confused, or not dressed warmly, please call 911. Cold weather can become dangerous quickly, especially for those with underlying health conditions. Learn how you can help our unhoused neighbors here: ow.ly/pHgy50XCJiE.
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
In this cold weather, if you see anyone who is homeless and appears immobile, confused, or not dressed warmly, please call 911. Cold weather can become dangerous quickly, especially for those with underlying health conditions. Learn how you can help our unhoused neighbors here: ow.ly/pHgy50XCJiE.
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He banged his head against the wall, but he still could not think of a story.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
He banged his head against the wall, but he still could not think of a story.
Come on. That was a touchdown catch.
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Come on. That was a touchdown catch.
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move slowly and build things
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
move slowly and build things
Come on. That's a goddamn safety.
December 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Come on. That's a goddamn safety.
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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.
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“Blah,” said Toad.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Blah,” said Toad.
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bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
bro do you even exhibit awe and wonder at the world? do you have whimsy bro?
The Washington Huskies have the prettiest uniforms in college football.
November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Washington Huskies have the prettiest uniforms in college football.
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I've had a brilliant few years ring announcing.
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I've had a brilliant few years ring announcing.
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
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If you’ve been following along with our thirty-day training plan, you should be consuming an entire roast turkey and ten cups of stuffing today in preparation for the Big Meal
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If you’ve been following along with our thirty-day training plan, you should be consuming an entire roast turkey and ten cups of stuffing today in preparation for the Big Meal
Thanksgiving and the 4th of July are the two best holidays.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Thanksgiving and the 4th of July are the two best holidays.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.