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Janey M
@dancingonjelly.bsky.social
Getting by one day at a time. Passionate about creating an inclusive world for all. Also passionate about cheese. ADHD.
She/her; they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

Show me your cats and dogs!
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“Parlor Ornament”. Postcard from my collection, 1906.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Calling a Vox/Lute team up cos they both just want revenge. #HazbinHotel
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
A funny lesson idea I had for a starter ended up taking THE WHOLE LESSON. At least some of the kids had fun. 🤦🏼‍♀️😅
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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This is a really important one! American interference needs looked at too.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
So frustrated today to see so many people (and news articles) refer to "SEND pupils" instead of "pupils with SEND". SEND is not a diagnosis. It isn't the time for identity first language because the umbrella is MASSIVE! A lot of kids with SEND really do not identify with that label.
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.

(The poster does NOT help this one. Vastly missells it.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The 1970/80s was the era of Jim Davidson doing "chalky" on tv and the Black and White Minstrels. A different time... yes Nigel but here's the thing...

If fellow pupils remember you being racist at school in that clinate then you were being REALLY racist because the standards were rock bottom.
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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This.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.

The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
I took stimulants, drank a coffee, and had an energy drink so now it's time to pass out because ADHD is A TRIP.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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one reason I don’t think teachers can be replaced by AI videos & quizzes is so much of teaching is inherently social

sometimes you’ll say something to a student one-on-one & it’ll literally be the exact thing you told the class, the exact words, but it doesn’t click until you say it to them alone
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Want to read my books for free? Easy.

Get them from a library. I get paid, you're supporting the ecosystem, and you get to read them in print. Everyone wins.

Instead, my work has been stolen over 50,000 times (!) on pirate sites.
I posted a buy link here to "A Magical Inheritance" a few days ago, and 24 of you immediately went to Anna's Archives and fucking stole it from me.

Yes, stole it.

I do not get paid for your download there because YOU ARE STEALING FROM ME.

🖕
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Checks out that the greediest man in the world has the sense of humour of a 12 year old edge lord.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
SO was watching a travel vlog where the vlogger "challenged" himself to make a certain journey via a certain route. It took him 4.5 hours and he thought that was fast.

The whole time I was like, "Mate. It is 2 trains and will take an hour and a half tops." Even keeping in the rules he set up. 🤨🙄
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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started a discworld book club with my spouse and this rules, highly recommend, 10/10 more reasons to text your favorite person in the world
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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British edition: my non alcoholic mulled cider recipe for if you’re serving mulled wine, for whoever wants it.
Big stock pot. Two litres pressed apple juice, 2 L cranberry juice, 500 mL lemon squash. Put about 30 allspice berries, 30 whole cloves in a loose leaf tea bag.
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Gor the ADHD urge to empty the wardrobes and have a clear out. I am now at the ADHD stage where stuff is everywhere, we can't get into the bed, but I have run out of motivation 😬
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Hear My Hope has been in my head on repeat for the past 4 days.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Boom boom boom boom
We're in the Pharaoh's tomb
We're not to touch the items
But they look so inviting
Boom boom boom boom
We've freed eternal doom
I'm po-ssessed by a spirit
I re-leased from the tomb
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The most devastating part of calorie counting is coming to terms with EXACTLY how many calories cheese has.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM