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Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
38, he/him, married, bi/pan
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
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Regular reminder that I have brain damage and connected memory problems compounded by my ADHD. So, if I haven't reached out to you in weeks/months, I'm not ghosting you. I don't ghost people, I block them. If you can read this, I've simply forgotten to check in with you. I still think you're great!
OHHHHH is THAT why he called it the "Big Beautiful Bill"?
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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So that's why he's called the head of state
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. "Hahaha. Fuck."
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I finally worked out what bugs me so much about prosperity doctrine in christianity: it's lazy and apathetic.

The logical conclusion of this doctrine is that good things happen to good people, bad things to bad. So "bad" people don't deserve help, because their suffering is god's will.
Zero effort.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Tinfoil Hat: the rich are obsessed with space travel because they know climate change is real and they're plotting an unlikely escape inspired by scifi movie marathons
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Shit. Therapy dug deep today, getting into trauma. Now my anxiety is spiking HARD. I was feeling so good before. I hope I can get that back today.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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"Behind every fortune is a crime"
-a sticker I saw earlier today
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
We're both just gonna pretend we didn't see that
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It happened again! My fave artist has open comms!

I got the money, honey, if you got the tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ref sheet (upcoming comms)
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
One of the things I like to do for fun is answer people's fandom questions as if the universe in question is entirely real and measurable, and draw logical conclusions about their implications.

I just wrote an essay on why Scouters and Power Levels in DBZ were just Frieza's form of propaganda.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Just found out that whooping cough has surged by 400% in Texas this year, and is especially bad in Fort Worth, in my school district. Where I have three kids enrolled.

But at least we have constitutionally banned a state tax on capital gains and inheritance, truly a win for the working man
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dang. I forgot to mute "Veteran's Day" again.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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BREAKING:
“While the President may enjoy absolute immunity courtesy of his rogue Supreme Court, those who operate under his orders do not. Our state & local authorities may arrest federal agents if they break California law — and if they are convicted, the President cannot pardon them.”
NANCY PELOSI
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sometimes violence is morally correct
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You could say they're just a little hind-curious
Straight cis women who peg men are in the border zone of almost-queer tbh
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
There comes a point where enough is enough, and no amount of redistricting, gerrymandering, or voter suppression can save a party from it.
27 years. 27 years of one party holding every seat on the board and the race isn't even close. Never say it cant happen in the South
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Shocking News: the type of people who never cared about trans people are also not particularly motivated by them either
From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything.

Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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“Secret retributions are always restoring the level, when disturbed, of the divine justice. It is impossible to tilt the beam. All the tyrants and proprietors and monopolists of the world in vain set their shoulders to heave the bar.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM