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Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
38, he/him, married, bi/pan
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We're both just gonna pretend we didn't see that
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ref sheet (upcoming comms)
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Cuomo checking his phone on the toilet:
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every year it feels like I didn't fall back so much as fall over
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Alright I'm finally doing it! I'm sending you all into NNN with the gift of tremendous hog. Properly tagged, of course.
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Morning everyone! We're on day 15 of the ear that won't drain!
October 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
October 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh the irony. Those creators now literally only have a bot for an audience.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
OOOOOOOOH the shit people gave me for this. Well, lo and behold, now those artists have to appease the robo-nazi to be seen. Gosh, sure seems like it would have been a smart move to start building an audience elsewhere.... if only anyone had been begging them to do exactly that like a year ago. 🤷‍♂️
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is there supposed to be some kind of article behind this link?
October 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
No wait hold up, #pokemonZA even has hostile architecture?!

The game set exclusively in PokeParis where you cannot enter ANY BUILDINGS has HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE????

THIS IS JUST POKEMON: HOMELESS EDITION
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
September 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every now and again, you get a taste of what reddit was like 15 years ago
September 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I probably shouldn't feel as good about this as I do, haha
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No. No you are NOT gonna make me horny for the labubu. I refuse.
September 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Those EXACT same dudes 15-20 years ago:
September 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We'll be fine together
September 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
September 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Looks kinda familiar.... can't quite put my finger on it
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So I searched DuckDuckGo for Charlie Kirk's most controversial quotes.
DDG uses GPT-4o mini to generate automatic summaries on the results page, and I noticed it was being unusually vague and deferential on the subject. I had to get REALLY specific, it was resistant

Anyway, here's some limericks.
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Like everything else, words are just another form of leverage to them. They actually like that label. They like any suitably edgy label for themselves.

When people tell you who they are, believe them
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM