Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
38, he/him, married, bi/pan
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
They sure love declaring victory in advance. But nothing on earth is less permanent than a republican decision.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
They sure love declaring victory in advance. But nothing on earth is less permanent than a republican decision.
Sleep tight, don't let the microscopic parasites living in your eyelashes bite.
Or do, they don't eat much. Your call, really.
Or do, they don't eat much. Your call, really.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Sleep tight, don't let the microscopic parasites living in your eyelashes bite.
Or do, they don't eat much. Your call, really.
Or do, they don't eat much. Your call, really.
They need to bring back their pop-rocks version from last year. It was exactly as bad as you'd think, in the best way
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
They need to bring back their pop-rocks version from last year. It was exactly as bad as you'd think, in the best way
My wife never wears any makeup, doesn't even own any. If she wanted to, she'd have to borrow from our daughter lol. But yeah, mainly her thoughts on makeup, aren't.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My wife never wears any makeup, doesn't even own any. If she wanted to, she'd have to borrow from our daughter lol. But yeah, mainly her thoughts on makeup, aren't.
Hedge funds and billionaires are very enthusiastic about taking credit for an economic boom and even more enthusiastic about blaming the working class for a crash. They don't want the average person to start thinking in terms of accountability and class-action.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hedge funds and billionaires are very enthusiastic about taking credit for an economic boom and even more enthusiastic about blaming the working class for a crash. They don't want the average person to start thinking in terms of accountability and class-action.
Brain damage is an absolute bitch. I can't fully blame him for his personality changing, but he is NOT fit to serve.
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Brain damage is an absolute bitch. I can't fully blame him for his personality changing, but he is NOT fit to serve.
Yeah "easily conned" stops being an excuse after the second time. There comes a point where you just clearly have made a choice to not care about the outcomes
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Yeah "easily conned" stops being an excuse after the second time. There comes a point where you just clearly have made a choice to not care about the outcomes
Why does everything this guy sells catch on fire
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why does everything this guy sells catch on fire
Can't wait until we can say "was"
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Can't wait until we can say "was"
Bezos must have seen his portfolio dipping and got irritated
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Bezos must have seen his portfolio dipping and got irritated
With every passing day under this new regime, my thoughts wander more and more to the haunting silence of Italian whindchimes
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
With every passing day under this new regime, my thoughts wander more and more to the haunting silence of Italian whindchimes
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"Behind every fortune is a crime"
-a sticker I saw earlier today
-a sticker I saw earlier today
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
"Behind every fortune is a crime"
-a sticker I saw earlier today
-a sticker I saw earlier today
The enemy of my enemy is still a crazy bitch, but I'll let her cook
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The enemy of my enemy is still a crazy bitch, but I'll let her cook
Let's just toss them all on Elon's rocket with him and send them to the sun
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Let's just toss them all on Elon's rocket with him and send them to the sun
Listen I admire you wanting to see the best in people, but... Harvey was a monster. It was an open secret in Hollywood what he did to actresses, and no woman with any clout in celebrity circles hadn't heard about it. This is OPRAH. If anybody knew the deal with HW, then she did.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Listen I admire you wanting to see the best in people, but... Harvey was a monster. It was an open secret in Hollywood what he did to actresses, and no woman with any clout in celebrity circles hadn't heard about it. This is OPRAH. If anybody knew the deal with HW, then she did.
Too much avocado toast probably
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Too much avocado toast probably
And maybe even a three bedroom house to put them in!
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
And maybe even a three bedroom house to put them in!