Dallin
@dallin.us
Cat dad/uncle
Pharmacy technician (CPhT-Adv)
🌈 (he/him)
Pharmacy technician (CPhT-Adv)
🌈 (he/him)
Pinned
Best part of getting to work remote now is having Jasper attempt to help me 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Best part of getting to work remote now is having Jasper attempt to help me 🥰
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Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
I stg I was born to be a housewife bc there is nothing I love more then separating my man’s darks and lights and then steam-mopping the floors
June 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I stg I was born to be a housewife bc there is nothing I love more then separating my man’s darks and lights and then steam-mopping the floors
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New "Gry Toyt" just dropped.
April 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
New "Gry Toyt" just dropped.
Omg it is
BREAKING: TikTok says it will restore service to U.S. users after assurance from President-elect Trump to the company’s service providers. nbcnews.to/4h3WXSW
January 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Omg it is
I’ve not been posting much (like at all 💀) but come the tiktok ban, y’all better buckle up for me to absolutely blow this shit up 💅🏻
January 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ve not been posting much (like at all 💀) but come the tiktok ban, y’all better buckle up for me to absolutely blow this shit up 💅🏻
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KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine
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Having an autoimmune disorder is sort of like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.
December 11, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Having an autoimmune disorder is sort of like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.
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Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
I hope Luigi got to see wicked before he got arrested 😭
December 10, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I hope Luigi got to see wicked before he got arrested 😭
One thing about me is that I will ALWAYS be a hater
November 29, 2024 at 8:03 PM
One thing about me is that I will ALWAYS be a hater
Ugh ya’ll I’m back from my 6-day rot binge don’t think you can get rid of me that easily
November 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Ugh ya’ll I’m back from my 6-day rot binge don’t think you can get rid of me that easily
Some of them think they’re getting banned when really everybody is just blocking them 💀
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Some of them think they’re getting banned when really everybody is just blocking them 💀
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Not a landslide
November 20, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Not a landslide
Water is the first ingredient in Diet Coke so IT COUNTS AS HYDRATION
Doctor: Have you been drinking enough water?
Me: *checking the ingredients of Mountain Dew*
Me: *checking the ingredients of Mountain Dew*
November 21, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Water is the first ingredient in Diet Coke so IT COUNTS AS HYDRATION
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I had a salad for dinner so I could drink six beers.
November 19, 2024 at 1:35 AM
I had a salad for dinner so I could drink six beers.
So kind of Beyoncé to invite the NFL to her show 🥺
So y’all excited about Beyonce performing at the game?
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
So kind of Beyoncé to invite the NFL to her show 🥺
Reddit in shambles ever since I become a Bluesky devotee
November 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Reddit in shambles ever since I become a Bluesky devotee
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.