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Dallin
@dallin.us
140 followers 97 following 280 posts
Cat dad/uncle
Pharmacy technician (CPhT-Adv)
🌈 (he/him)
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Best part of getting to work remote now is having Jasper attempt to help me 🥰
Jasper (my cat) laying on my work laptop’s keyboard. Text on screen scribbled out since it is work stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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TikTok coming back??
Screenshot of my TikTok user page @d.a.l.p.a.l
January 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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You have been visited by Gentle Bob Bob knows you’re very stressed and will peacefully end the lives of your enemies soon
December 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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The only acceptable cybertruck wrap:
Waste management truck
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Some of them think they’re getting banned when really everybody is just blocking them 💀
Meme - republicans getting blocked and reported on Bluesky. Bottom text: is this abuse and censorship?
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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@lanascliq.bsky.social wake up
INSIDER Lana Del Rey spotted with new boyfriend former Yellow Emperor of 200 BC ancient China Qin Shi Huang
November 21, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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My dad tryna be an ally with the Beyoncé gif 💀
Text message screenshot of Dad sending a gif of Beyoncé saying “happy birthday”
November 19, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Only amateurs hate Mondays. True professionals hate the whole week
November 19, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Venn diagram of things in common between a cat and an inkjet printer (moody, spend a lot of time self-cleaning, unreliable, demand feeding when container is full, ignore requests)
November 19, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Jack link’s Oops! All moisture packets
November 19, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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Me when I’m InstallShield
InstallShield wizard window
November 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
November 19, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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Frog meme: my tummy hurts and I’m MAD at the government
November 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM
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Girly girl productions:
Screenshot of the song “10 Drunk Cigarettes” by Girly Girl Productions playing
November 18, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Manifesting they all rust and fall apart during the winter
Meme of boy praying on bed “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
November 18, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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Jaspers unite!!
Jasper the cat, with airplane ears
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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19M here we come!! 🥳
Screenshot of current Bluesky users as of 11/17/2024 4:40 PM MST. User count is 18,904,263
November 17, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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Be careful… I try to never drive behind them bc parts are literally flying off of them. I tell my friends to do the same.
Cybertruck with missing body panel
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Prolate Olive
Cat sitting in a doorway
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Oblate Jasper
Cat sitting on top of and squishing his cat house instead of hiding inside it.
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Is your #cat an oblate or prolate spheroid? 🤔
November 16, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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Jasper would like to be friends with Jax 🥹 “J” squad!!
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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And my “nephew” Reaper :3
Sphinx cat sitting in a box
November 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM