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Mr Dr Bae
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Florida Man in the Pacific Northwest. I write fantasy novels and bad jokes, design and build wood furniture, and have forgotten more cocktail recipes than most people ever know. He/him

Represented by Dylan Haston at DMLA

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[hands Cormac McCarthy a jar of creamy peanut butter]: No crunchy for old men
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If you're looking for something delightful and unexpected for that film, TV, or music lover in your life (who may in fact be you!) check out the recently opened, ever-growing MZS.press magazine section. It includes some vintage titles & recent special issues. mzs.press/Magazines-c1...
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Been shooting ourselves in the dick since the Soviet Union collapsed
Being American is so so humiliating
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In their minds we would love them, and nubile liberal women offer themselves as helpmeets
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Moist turkey don't shred like that
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: to wit, there must in-groups the law protects but doesn't bind, alongside out-groups the law binds but doesn't protect
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Make
America
Neat
Again

(No ICE)
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I guess it's Small Business Saturday so if anyone wants a new desk or a bookshelf or a dining table or whatever, I am currently accepting new commissions

dtfabs.com
dt fabrications
custom woodwork and design
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November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hitler was, indeed, bad. As were/are nazis.

Hope that clears some things up for everyone.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just as patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels, starting a war is the go-to move for unpopular Presidents.
The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.

Lots of people are going to die.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Writers room just doing madlibs now
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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if you’re in the market for a weird gay book that has been compared to the works of Kelly Link, David Lynch, Mary Gaitskill, and Carmen Maria Machado, check out my story collection Night Beast. preferably at your local indie or an online store that supports it!

bookshop.org/p/books/nigh...
Night Beast
Check out Night Beast - <b>A stunning debut collection by an award-winning young writer, <i>Night Beast</i> follows haunted characters through real, surreal, and speculative landscapes to examine the ...
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November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Sri Lanka is hit hard by Cyclone Ditwah with severe flooding across the island. Over a hundred and fifty are dead, and tens of thousands are displaced. Some ways you can help:
vajra.me/2025/11/29/c...
Cyclone Ditwah Flood Relief Sri Lanka
How to donate to Sri Lankan flood relief initiatives in the wake of Cyclone Ditwah.
vajra.me
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
'This is rank colonialism. In this essay, I will prompt ChatGPT to...'
maybe it's an unpopular opinion, but you cannot solve a university-wide problem by doing this one neat thing in your classroom. there needs to be a shared standard that all students are held to with meaningful benchmarks you can point to in order to show that some students are falling short.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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So fucking weird to me how people can read Marxist theory and come away thinking it means they can pirate books and not that they should help around the house more
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is actually the source of like 50% of our problems as a society
Of course this disconnect is because CEOs are rewarded for goosing stock value, not for guiding their companies to actually be more productive or add value to people's lives
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
If we all work together we can have them
you deserve nice things. i know you don’t always feel that way but listen to me, you deserve nice things. let’s go.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Fwiw I think it's equally likely that (what we (wrongly) call) AI is going to not only crash but create a backlash, ushering in a new age of human creativity and hands-on endeavor.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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My favourite Baldwin video:
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You must first liberate yourself from your fear of cringe
Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Biden thought he could “heal the soul of the nation” and bring us all together. As optimistic as that idea was, it was wrong.

We won’t move forward by unifying. We’ll move forward by trying the corrupt fascists and showing the law *will* be enforced.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
x1000
just...again, partisanship isn't all bad, but use it to advance your goals; don't treat the goals as if they only matter if they advance partisanship.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My Black Friday Special is 100% off all posts if you block me right now
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Saw Wake Up Dead Man and holy fuck, y'all
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Something something Frenology
Racism is thinking that an Afghan shooter’s actions say something about other Afghans that a white shooter’s existence doesn’t say about other white people.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM