Mr Dr Bae
@dallas-taylor.bsky.social
Florida Man in the Pacific Northwest. I write fantasy novels and bad jokes, design and build wood furniture, and have forgotten more cocktail recipes than most people ever know. He/him
Represented by Dylan Haston at DMLA
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Represented by Dylan Haston at DMLA
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Slack Friday Benedict
(turkey and gravy over leftover rolls with two soft-fried eggs and cranberry relish)
(turkey and gravy over leftover rolls with two soft-fried eggs and cranberry relish)
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Slack Friday Benedict
(turkey and gravy over leftover rolls with two soft-fried eggs and cranberry relish)
(turkey and gravy over leftover rolls with two soft-fried eggs and cranberry relish)
I take 1 1 1 cuz you left me
And 2 2 2 for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for headache
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 no tomorrow
And 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
But 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
And 2 2 2 for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for headache
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 no tomorrow
And 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
But 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I take 1 1 1 cuz you left me
And 2 2 2 for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for headache
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 no tomorrow
And 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
But 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
And 2 2 2 for my family
And 3 3 3 for my heartache
And 4 4 4 for headache
And 5 5 5 for my lonely
And 6 6 6 for my sorrow
And 7 7 no tomorrow
And 8 8 I forget what 8 was for
But 9 9 9 for a lost god
And 10 10 10 10 for everything everything everything everything
Jane says
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides the television
Says I don't owe him nothing
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or try again tomorrow
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides the television
Says I don't owe him nothing
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or try again tomorrow
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Jane says
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides the television
Says I don't owe him nothing
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or try again tomorrow
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides the television
Says I don't owe him nothing
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or try again tomorrow
Great minds (ours, too)
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Great minds (ours, too)
If you want dogs to sleep, fold laundry
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If you want dogs to sleep, fold laundry
One time I let her sit on my lap for a joke
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One time I let her sit on my lap for a joke
Had that problem the other day
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Had that problem the other day
Well said, random sticker
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well said, random sticker
It's not done but here's the underside of the river table I'm working on
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's not done but here's the underside of the river table I'm working on
Dr Bae took my author photo today
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dr Bae took my author photo today
Why hoomin read book?
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Why hoomin read book?
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Happy Birthday! Meet Hazel, Maeby, and Chuck
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Happy Birthday! Meet Hazel, Maeby, and Chuck
Currently in the shop:
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Currently in the shop:
Dr Bae just really gets me
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dr Bae just really gets me
From Ted Chiang's fb
October 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
From Ted Chiang's fb
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. No selfies
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. No selfies
The little one, face covered in dirt, absolutely not up to any shenanigans, nope
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The little one, face covered in dirt, absolutely not up to any shenanigans, nope
Someone who has definitely not been up to no good
September 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Someone who has definitely not been up to no good
Here is a pic of one of my favorite trees. Hope it helps!
September 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Here is a pic of one of my favorite trees. Hope it helps!
Boy camping really cuts into my screen time
September 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Boy camping really cuts into my screen time