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Cynthia
@cynthia11.bsky.social
· Sep 9
🎶 If I had a hammer...
IdNailYourAssToThe Train Tracks
IdNailYourAssToThe Train Tracks
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Know this
If you get more than 3 likes on a post here, you are true bluesky royalty!
If you get more than 3 likes on a post here, you are true bluesky royalty!
September 15, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Know this
If you get more than 3 likes on a post here, you are true bluesky royalty!
If you get more than 3 likes on a post here, you are true bluesky royalty!
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What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
November 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
January 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A simple way to let go of the past and redirect your negative energy is to add more cheese to your pasta
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Middle aged?
More like middle raged.
More like middle raged.
January 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Middle aged?
More like middle raged.
More like middle raged.
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I don’t understand why people need to get ready for bed…
I’m always ready for bed.
I’m always ready for bed.
January 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I don’t understand why people need to get ready for bed…
I’m always ready for bed.
I’m always ready for bed.
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How to make home made charcoal:
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
January 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How to make home made charcoal:
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
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Nice words you got there. Are they medicinal or purely recreational?
January 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Nice words you got there. Are they medicinal or purely recreational?
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I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
October 11, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.
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My dating life can be summarized as a one night standup.
January 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
My dating life can be summarized as a one night standup.
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Why is a baby alpaca called a cria and not an alpacino?
And other questions that keep me awake at night.
And other questions that keep me awake at night.
December 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Why is a baby alpaca called a cria and not an alpacino?
And other questions that keep me awake at night.
And other questions that keep me awake at night.
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Alexa, you not answering with ‘morning glory’ when I ask ‘what’s the story’ is why we can’t be friends.
January 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Alexa, you not answering with ‘morning glory’ when I ask ‘what’s the story’ is why we can’t be friends.
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If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
July 29, 2024 at 1:11 PM
If a movie sequel is subtitled ‘The Final Chapter’ there are 3 things of which you can be certain:
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
1. It will not be a good movie
2. The producers know that the series should have ended 2 movies ago
3. It will in fact turn out not to be the final chapter, anyway
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air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.
January 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.
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the psychopath of least resistance is useless
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 PM
the psychopath of least resistance is useless
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I just transformed from witch to soft girl in one workout. Weights are magic.
November 17, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I just transformed from witch to soft girl in one workout. Weights are magic.
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somebody just asked me if i thought social media is toxic, i almost spilled my poison and said we’re gonna need a bigger cesspool
November 27, 2024 at 9:57 AM
somebody just asked me if i thought social media is toxic, i almost spilled my poison and said we’re gonna need a bigger cesspool
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In Aesop’s Fables, the Ass and his Driver, is a story that is eerily applicable to the situation we have found ourselves in currently.
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
In Aesop’s Fables, the Ass and his Driver, is a story that is eerily applicable to the situation we have found ourselves in currently.
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If I decide to end it all, I’ll just eat Cap’n Crunch until the roof of my mouth bleeds out.
November 22, 2024 at 4:04 AM
If I decide to end it all, I’ll just eat Cap’n Crunch until the roof of my mouth bleeds out.
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Are crunchberries in season?
November 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Are crunchberries in season?
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Someone blocked me. I guess they want me to show up in person.
November 24, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Someone blocked me. I guess they want me to show up in person.
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If you down with OPP, you probably also down with AARP.
August 24, 2023 at 10:37 AM
If you down with OPP, you probably also down with AARP.
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I love your dashboard Baphomet
November 24, 2024 at 1:05 PM
I love your dashboard Baphomet