@cyberpitz.bsky.social
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Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
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Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
February 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Truly wild that they got away with “Bustin’ makes me feel good.”
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ohhhh elon musk did the “roman salute”. that thing everyone is aware of and always talking about
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
ohhhh elon musk did the “roman salute”. that thing everyone is aware of and always talking about
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trump just issued an executive order saying it's my turn on the xbox
January 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
trump just issued an executive order saying it's my turn on the xbox
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There's a bug with Tesla Full Self Driving where the software mistakes highway center dividers for children and attempts to ram into them
Fortunately this is getting fixed in over-the-air updates, haters keep seething
Fortunately this is getting fixed in over-the-air updates, haters keep seething
January 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
There's a bug with Tesla Full Self Driving where the software mistakes highway center dividers for children and attempts to ram into them
Fortunately this is getting fixed in over-the-air updates, haters keep seething
Fortunately this is getting fixed in over-the-air updates, haters keep seething
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‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
PEABODY, MA—Having discovered the social media website open on his father’s unattended laptop, local 6-year-old Oliver Sherman stated “We must protect the pure Aryan bloodline” Friday after nine minut...
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January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
‘We Must Protect The Pure Aryan Bloodline,’ Says Child After 9 Minutes Of Unsupervised Facebook Access
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I fear there is deep truth here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I fear there is deep truth here.
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Shoutout to when she thought Apple had invented vaccination time travel
January 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Shoutout to when she thought Apple had invented vaccination time travel
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How to change a duvet cover.
1. Take 2 corners of the duvet.
2. Insert it into the cover.
3. Swear.
4. Wrestle it like an octopus.
5. Sweat.
6. Cry.
7. Get stuck in the cover.
8. Pretend to be a ghost.
1. Take 2 corners of the duvet.
2. Insert it into the cover.
3. Swear.
4. Wrestle it like an octopus.
5. Sweat.
6. Cry.
7. Get stuck in the cover.
8. Pretend to be a ghost.
January 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How to change a duvet cover.
1. Take 2 corners of the duvet.
2. Insert it into the cover.
3. Swear.
4. Wrestle it like an octopus.
5. Sweat.
6. Cry.
7. Get stuck in the cover.
8. Pretend to be a ghost.
1. Take 2 corners of the duvet.
2. Insert it into the cover.
3. Swear.
4. Wrestle it like an octopus.
5. Sweat.
6. Cry.
7. Get stuck in the cover.
8. Pretend to be a ghost.
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What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
January 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What is the charge? Writing a post? An innocent online post?
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You know they’re extra mad because they keep cutting the screenshot off to hide the fact I ratio’d the dipshit to hell and back
January 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You know they’re extra mad because they keep cutting the screenshot off to hide the fact I ratio’d the dipshit to hell and back
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Me in my echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Me in my echo chamber
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Reposts really help me as I’m a new little baby on here trying to build. If you like any of my photos, a repost is so much more helpful than a like ❤️
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Reposts really help me as I’m a new little baby on here trying to build. If you like any of my photos, a repost is so much more helpful than a like ❤️
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Hey
during the Bush years, when empathy was at an all time low and I had no hope. Hate was so normalized
What kept me going were the people I met online.
They taught me love, community, and acceptance. They taught me I wasnt alone.
Be there for those in need, okay? Help them thru the dark place.
during the Bush years, when empathy was at an all time low and I had no hope. Hate was so normalized
What kept me going were the people I met online.
They taught me love, community, and acceptance. They taught me I wasnt alone.
Be there for those in need, okay? Help them thru the dark place.
November 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Hey
during the Bush years, when empathy was at an all time low and I had no hope. Hate was so normalized
What kept me going were the people I met online.
They taught me love, community, and acceptance. They taught me I wasnt alone.
Be there for those in need, okay? Help them thru the dark place.
during the Bush years, when empathy was at an all time low and I had no hope. Hate was so normalized
What kept me going were the people I met online.
They taught me love, community, and acceptance. They taught me I wasnt alone.
Be there for those in need, okay? Help them thru the dark place.