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Cyberman3000
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Another refugee from the hellscape of Twitter.
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(grabbing a spray bottle) No! NO!
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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That's this week's double-take moment sorted, then.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Lookee at the little delight I got in the mail yestereve from @helleborezine.bsky.social
The cover is even more gorgeous in person.

#bookmail #📖📫
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Nice try, but you cannot convince me the Now You See Mes are real movies. They are the posters that hang in the background of TV shows about Hollywood.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The Scandal
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I should get representation if only because if any publisher ever even *thinks* of doing a Columbo/Kolchak crossover comic I have to be the first person they call.
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Yes please
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Class and dignity. Remember those?
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Stupid people
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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If I had that kind of money, I'd spend it improving as many lives as I could while also having a good time and living life.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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In an unforgettable Veterans Day moment, former President Barack Obama surprised dozens of Korean and Vietnam War veterans as their Honor Flight landed in Washington, D.C. The veterans, fresh off their flight from Madison, Wisconsin, were greeted by President Obama himself.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Did Elon even know who Joyce Carol Oates WAS a week ago?

...does he know now?
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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NEW via CNN: “The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes the attacks are illegal”
Exclusive: UK suspends some intelligence sharing with US over boat strike concerns in major break | CNN Politics
The United Kingdom is no longer sharing intelligence with the US about suspected drug trafficking vessels in the Caribbean because it does not want to be complicit in US military strikes and believes ...
www.cnn.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father.

If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The government could now be reopened by the end of the week. What comes next is far less certain, with questions looming about the fallout for both parties. https://cnn.it/4qTYGPT
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
Sen. Angus King: "Standing up to Donald Trump didn't work"
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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In response to this claim that the "strategy didn't work."

The people were on our side. We were building momentum to help save our democracy. We could have won - the premium increase notices were just starting.

And giving in now will embolden him. Things will likely get worse.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Dear media, it’s just called marriage now. That said, happy not getting unmarried day to my wife @katzish.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."

For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Bullies gain power when their misconduct succeeds in causing righteous people to yield in the face of wrongdoing. That’s why voting for Trump's continuing resolution - without any protection against his health care cuts or his growing illegality - is a mistake.

I voted NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM