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i am bad at posting, sorry for hitting like so much
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Yet here they all unite.
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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I shouldn't be surprised that anarcho-Bidenists have no idea how Amazon warehouses work, since anarcho-Bidenists don't work lol
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Skyscraper (horse) was born in 1786 which was a century before the first skyscraper building!!!
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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Fandom is inherently reactionary.
December 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Bloc Québécois has a pedophilia problem
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I don't know how many times it needs to be said that you absolutely should not let fucking "AI" anywhere near your legal contracts, either in creating them or evaluating them, but apparently it needs to be said at least one more time, so allow me to say it again, here, right now
December 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Twitch streaming is phallocentrism but we're not ready for that conversation.
December 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi
December 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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SIGINT #30330 from NROL-111 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Vault of Unnameable Myth
2. Unstable Energy
3. Cryptic Boyfriends
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I hope someday they invent a kind of bagel with no hole.
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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what matters it, after all?
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Manifest #5770 from Zuma (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Forbidden Dread
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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This color of the year from Pantone only makes sense if it is a form of satire
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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iMessage add ChatGPT to group chat
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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My 3yo was reading the Wall Street Journal when he turned to me, gravely, and asked: Daddy, why did the nice spanking man's TV network go bankrupt? And when I told him "because today's youth doesn't want Dr. Phil's wisdom—they just want participation trophies," he started crying.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Floor time
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Happy Black Friday! Shop smart and shop safe! Take it away, Gus!
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Why are protein bars not just a block of ham
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Good news everyone, someone’s out there doing it properly
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM