brightshadow, turkey flavored
@cuil.world
WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, i give you a hamburger. Will post cat pictures, like it or not
Slightly less verified than paul frazee
Slightly less verified than paul frazee
Pinned
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Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
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not interested in a kennedy heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a pelosi heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a cuomo heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a clinton heir for the same reason i’m not inter
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
not interested in a kennedy heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a pelosi heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a cuomo heir for the same reason i’m not interested in a clinton heir for the same reason i’m not inter
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Copilot just told everyone at work it’s Friday so if you need me I’ll be preparing to take a very long weekend
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Copilot just told everyone at work it’s Friday so if you need me I’ll be preparing to take a very long weekend
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I wrote an obituary of celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman for Ars Technica:
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
Celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman dies at age 62
The gaming community mourns a beloved mentor and LGBTQ+ advocate with a storied career.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I wrote an obituary of celebrated game developer Rebecca Heineman for Ars Technica:
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...
“We have lords of acid at home”
Lords of acid at home:
Lords of acid at home:
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“We have lords of acid at home”
Lords of acid at home:
Lords of acid at home:
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i'm on that white whale shit. i'm smoking that wet melville harpoon motherfucker
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
i'm on that white whale shit. i'm smoking that wet melville harpoon motherfucker
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Personally, I’d pay for a button I can press that issues an increasingly strong electrical shock to whoever added the “try ai!” buttons to things I use
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Personally, I’d pay for a button I can press that issues an increasingly strong electrical shock to whoever added the “try ai!” buttons to things I use
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Update to this: bsky.app/profile/jose...
New: the airlines (Delta, United, American, etc) will shut down a program in which it sold hundreds of millions of your flight records to government agencies, including ICE, FBI, ATF, more. Comes after intense lawmaker-pressure and 404 Media's months-long reporting
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
www.404media.co/airlines-wil...
Airlines Will Shut Down Program That Sold Your Flights Records to Government
The move comes after intense pressure from lawmakers and 404 Media’s months-long reporting about the airline industry's data selling practices.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Update to this: bsky.app/profile/jose...
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that’s an unfortunate Google snippet
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
that’s an unfortunate Google snippet
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1. Great, let's do this
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
1. Great, let's do this
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators
3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
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oh, you’re “starving”??
name every food you can’t eat
name every food you can’t eat
USDA Secretary Brooke Rollins plans to make all SNAP recipients reapply and prove "that they literally are vulnerable and they can’t survive without it.”
The 'genuinely disabled'
The 'literally vulnerable'
They keep moving the goalposts.
They were never going to fund SNAP. It's eugenics:
The 'genuinely disabled'
The 'literally vulnerable'
They keep moving the goalposts.
They were never going to fund SNAP. It's eugenics:
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
Food aid recipients are already required to recertify their information regularly. But the move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the program.
www.politico.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
oh, you’re “starving”??
name every food you can’t eat
name every food you can’t eat
why does anyone buy any ice cream that is not vanilla?
you can take it out of the freezer, throw it in a bowl, then close your eyes and grab random things out of your pantry and/or refrigerator and throw it in the bowl and bam, new delicious thing
today: handful of dry roasted peanuts and nutella
you can take it out of the freezer, throw it in a bowl, then close your eyes and grab random things out of your pantry and/or refrigerator and throw it in the bowl and bam, new delicious thing
today: handful of dry roasted peanuts and nutella
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
why does anyone buy any ice cream that is not vanilla?
you can take it out of the freezer, throw it in a bowl, then close your eyes and grab random things out of your pantry and/or refrigerator and throw it in the bowl and bam, new delicious thing
today: handful of dry roasted peanuts and nutella
you can take it out of the freezer, throw it in a bowl, then close your eyes and grab random things out of your pantry and/or refrigerator and throw it in the bowl and bam, new delicious thing
today: handful of dry roasted peanuts and nutella
this is absolutely epstein emailing himself shit he typed into the computer on acid
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
this is absolutely epstein emailing himself shit he typed into the computer on acid
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
to: jeevacation@gmail.com
Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.
from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com
wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
wow they did it, they found a way to make me not want to play the next horizon game: microtransaction mobile monhun clone? sigh
Horizon Steel Frontiers' first trailer makes it hard to believe you only need a phone to play it https://kotaku.com/horizon-steel-frontiers-mmo-ps5-trailer-2000643663
Sony's Horizon MMO Copies Monster Hunter But Won't Be On PS5
Horizon Steel Frontiers will be the first game in the series not playable on PlayStation
kotaku.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
wow they did it, they found a way to make me not want to play the next horizon game: microtransaction mobile monhun clone? sigh
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
“Hey man what are you doing today”
‘Do you have bus fare’
“Nah”
‘Shit, idk then. I was hoping to murder a rich white lady on the bus but I can’t do that if I don’t have fare’
“Bummer, let’s get jobs and pay taxes then I guess”
‘Do you have bus fare’
“Nah”
‘Shit, idk then. I was hoping to murder a rich white lady on the bus but I can’t do that if I don’t have fare’
“Bummer, let’s get jobs and pay taxes then I guess”
"The more-than-300 comments responding to that anonymous post are full of mothers looking for property in New Jersey or Florida, predicting that Mamdani’s promise to make buses free will lead criminals to rape and kill innocent passengers."
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
LMAO @ UES mommies crashing out
Upper East Side Moms Are Melting Down Over Mamdani
A 35,000-person Facebook group devolved into panic and infighting after the mayoral election.
www.thecut.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Hey man what are you doing today”
‘Do you have bus fare’
“Nah”
‘Shit, idk then. I was hoping to murder a rich white lady on the bus but I can’t do that if I don’t have fare’
“Bummer, let’s get jobs and pay taxes then I guess”
‘Do you have bus fare’
“Nah”
‘Shit, idk then. I was hoping to murder a rich white lady on the bus but I can’t do that if I don’t have fare’
“Bummer, let’s get jobs and pay taxes then I guess”
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the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...