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@cuil.world
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WR speedrunner for NES Home Alone (any%), NES Lawn Mower (100%), 7th in big20 #16, frog decider, employed, first person to skeet from a refrigerator, i give you a hamburger. Will post cat pictures, like it or not

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Did someone say mental illness
LiVVy THE OFFiCIAL MYSPACE PAGE
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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not a terrible reaction image lol
close up of the drawing of a cat making a fuckin weird face
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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lament configuration, containing a 30 day supply of blood pressure medication
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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The same advertisement from above, but the metal toilet paper holder has begun to buckle under the sheer weight of the toilet roll
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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eve6: Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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the saddam hussein spider hole diagram but i did a bad job photoshopping trump into it because the magic select thing sucked the color out of his shirt somehow. whatever
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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love to work for IC(bulb of garlic)CE
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth"

lmfao
A Piece of Cloth Crafted in Japan, iPhone Pocket features a singular 3D-knitted construction that is the result of research and development carried out at ISSEY MIYAKE. The design drew inspiration from the concept of "a piece of cloth" and reinterpreted the everyday utility of the brand's iconic pleated clothing. The development and design of iPhone Pocket unfolded in close collaboration with the Apple Design Studio, which provided insight into design and production throughout.
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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they worked on the "let's fold like origami" plan for so long, it's basically the only material they have
crow who only has the one joke getting heckled meme
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Max (the weird bunny from Sam and Max): All we have to do is destroy the internet and all our problems are solved.
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I’d like to announce my new company which will revolutionize the screw industry. You’ve never seen a more attractive screw, feast your eyes on this beauty! Sharks, I am looking for $75,000,000 for a 10% stake-
A screw that doesn’t have any way to actually screw into something, because it hasn’t got a slot of any sort in the head, only a lovely perfectly smooth white enamel head. Shoutouts to Lutron for providing me with a screw that I can’t put into the faceplate of the light switch I just bought without using telekinesis
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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A still frame from Sam and Max Save the World, s1e4 "Abe Lincoln Must Die!" where the white house entrance is labeled with a gaudy "the White House" and there's a sign next to the door offering advertising space This was released during the W administration but a lot of the jokes about W play eerily well in 2025
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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nov '24 label rarely misses
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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it's baron harkonnen
baron harkonnen from dune. real portly white guy looking displeased
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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He tucked himself in
Henry, in the Amazon box he likes to sleep in. He has covered himself up partway with some packing paper
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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i was talking about this and remembered that i had a "my life flashed before my eyes" moment in that steel soul run so i went and clipped it

sorry for the low volume but uhh you can see what's happening
November 1, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Treat or treat
Henry, in his bed, sitting very patiently while I take a picture. He must be tired because usually he would run to the cabinet where the food is the second he sees my bedroom door open
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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also if he wants to thirst over jennifer connelly, dark city is right there
jennifer connelly looking awesome in dark city (1998)
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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chat is this comfortable
Henry, sleeping on the couch in a position that furniture manufacturers clearly failed to consider
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I just want to finish katana zero
Ten pounds of cat that won’t let me play katana zero. I accidentally used the front flash on him
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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Silksong steel soul update: ez game for babies

(eighth attempt, my longest failure was about 7 hours)
The Silksong end screen. GAME COMPLETION PERCENTAGE 100% TIME 18h 51m 11s There is a toast on the left showing the Steel Heart achievement unlocking for completing 100% of the game in deathless mode
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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silksong steel soul update: act 2 complete
one achievement down. just have to not do anything stupid for another few hours
Silksong end screen: GAME COMPLETION TIME 14h 43m 37s There is a toast on the left that says "Steel Soul"
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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There is a cat on the bag of hill’s science diet kitten food that looks like this
Left cat on the hill’s science diet kitten food bag. It looks haunted or something Potato Jesus. Same vibes as hill’s science diet kitten food bag cat
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Condiment sow
October 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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perimenopause must really fuck up your hands
A zoom in of the AI slop picture. The woman’s hands look like they were put through a blender
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM