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Sam
@cstyson.bsky.social
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“Sir, this is an Arby’s”

Once booted from the hell site because my governor had a side piece and I had jokes. A chapter of my life story is chronicled in legal textbooks.

I’m just praying for the lord to deliver me from these pick sixes.

📍Charleston
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theathletic.com
DeVonta Smith caught this 😱
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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cwebbonline.com
Too late. Marco Rubio already spilled the truth. The so called peace plan was Russia’s wish list, not something the US drafted. He’s trying to walk it back but the damage is done.

He’s scrambling.
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
Why is the head of the FBI spending so much time cosplaying as Tom Haverford?
altnps.bsky.social Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 3d
Kristi Noem and Kash Patel were out last night enjoying the Las Vegas F1 race at taxpayers’ expense. This is exactly the kind of fraud, waste, and abuse that deserves a full investigation.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
I saw a lot of people send the original article my way, which i did not share because it seemed like obvious bullshit. Now that has been shown to be true. I know people are worried about AI stuff, but try to be a bit more careful about what's real and what's not.
ernie.tedium.co Ernie Smith @ernie.tedium.co · 4d
If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Update November 22. We’ve updated this article after realising we contributed to a perfect storm of misunderstanding around a recent change in the wording and placement of Gmail’s smart features. The settings themselves aren’t new, but the way Google recently rewrote and surfaced them led a lot of people (including us) to believe Gmail content might be used to train Google’s AI models, and that users were being opted in automatically. After taking a closer look at Google’s documentation and reviewing other reporting, that doesn’t appear to be the case. Gmail does scan email content to power its own “smart features,” such as spam filtering, categorisation, and writing suggestions. But this is part of how Gmail normally works and isn’t the same as training Google’s generative AI models. Google also maintains that these feature settings are opt-in rather than opt-out, although users’ experiences seem to vary depending on when and how the new wording appeared. It’s easy to see where the confusion came from. Google’s updated language around “smart features” is vague, and the term “smart” often implies AI—especially at a time when Gemini is being integrated into other parts of Google’s products. When the new wording started appearing for some users without much explanation, many assumed it signalled a broader shift. We’ve revised this article to reflect what we can confirm from Google’s documentation, as it’s always been our aim to give readers accurate, helpful guidance.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
Ahhh yes, AI doing AI things. Tempted to get into an existential discussion with the definition of “today” with it
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
They tiled everything... the floors, the walls, the ceiling. Everything.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Whether it’s Barack Obama, appearing in a tan suit or Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Jeffrey Epstein‘s emails, both presidents made some highly controversial appearances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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youranoncentral.bsky.social
It hasn't been confirmed who 'Bubba' is; however, it is the nickname of former President Bill Clinton who had a decades long close relationship to both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
Image taken during the last summer of Bill Clintons presidency. Trump and Clinton posing with Melania Trump and model Kylie Bax, one of Trump’s many alleged exes. Clinton’s arm is around Melania. Trump’s arm is around Bax. Trump and Clinton being chummy, Melania Trump and model Kylie Bax exchanging laughs. Bill Clinton meeting Kylie Bax, Donald and Melania Trump in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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theonion.com
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
Hey uh, reporters… anybody working on that “which holidays did Trump spend with pedophiles” story yet?
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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seancasten.bsky.social
Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
Trump lured Lauren Boebert to an in-person meeting in the Situation Room, instead of calling her on the phone, because he knew all her electronic devices would be confiscated before entry, so she couldn't record anything embarrassing or incriminating.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/12/p...
Exclusive: Trump administration holds Situation Room meeting over House effort to force release of all of DOJ’s Epstein files | CNN Politics
Top Trump administration officials met Wednesday with a key GOP lawmaker about an effort in the US House to force a vote on releasing Justice Department case files related to Jeffrey Epstein, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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theophite.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
Jason Kelce, you wonderful, sweet, sentimental man. Dammit
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Or maybe Senate Democrats are aware of how pissed off voters will be?

This alleged deal guarantees a BILLION dollars in spending for security and police at the Capitol, and then a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that will surely lose.

Not sure a billion will even be enough but OK.
The broader legislation would include three full-year appropriations bills that deal with military construction and veterans affairs, the legislative branch and the Department of Agriculture. *****That includes $203.5 million in new funding to enhance security measures and protection for members of Congress in addition to $852 million for US Capitol Police****** per a summary provided by top Democratic appropriator Sen. Patty Murray of the bill to fund the legislative branch. The deal would not include an extension of the expiring enhanced Affordable Care Act subsidies — a key Democratic demand — but it would guarantee a vote in the Senate on the issue at a later date.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
Confession: When I see a poolside selfie of someone lying on their stomach, I imagine they just faceplanted after tripping over a pool noodle
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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santiagomayer.com
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.

Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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apnews.com
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.

Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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kendrawrites.com
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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muellershewrote.com
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."

POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
So polls have Mamdani anywhere from +5 to +26. Can it be closer to the +26 just for entertainment value inside the Beltway?
November 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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atrupar.com
Mace blames cops for her airport meltdown: "In the political environment we have today, there's no room for error when it comes to security... yes, I did confront those who did not show up to do the job. My safety was put at risk... mediocrity when it comes to airport security will not be tolerated"
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
cstyson.bsky.social
If you're watching MNF, you know Jerry Jones popped a handful of them blue pills earlier in the night as a prep for this anthem trumpet scene
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM